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  1. 5th November 2023, 08:57 PM #1
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    A mature aged couple began courting, with a view to marriage.

    After some time, she allowed him to stay overnight.

    As they were preparing for bed, she started removing her hearing aids,

    her false teeth, glasses, false breasts, wig and her prosthetic leg.

    To which he said, "Looks like you're half the woman I thought you were!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    A mature aged couple began courting, with a view to marriage.

    After some time, she allowed him to stay overnight.

    As they were preparing for bed, she started removing her hearing aids,

    her false teeth, glasses, false breasts, wig and her prosthetic leg.

    To which he said, "Looks like you're half the woman I thought you were!!!!"

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