Thread: Medical Advancements

An Israeli doctor says; “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work”.


The German doctor says;” That’s nothing, in Germany we take a part of the brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”.


The Russian doctor says; “Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.


The Australian doctor laughs; “You are all behind us. We took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him prime minister of australia. Now the whole country is looking for work!”