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21st January 2016, 08:21 PM #1
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Near enough
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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21st January 2016, 08:30 PM #2
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21st January 2016, 10:29 PM #3
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Originally Posted by labr@
Is one of them called Shaun ?
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22nd January 2016, 08:19 AM #4
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Or did he ram it home?
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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22nd January 2016, 09:34 AM #5
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Trust ewe to post that, Rodger
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22nd January 2016, 09:39 AM #6
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He pulled the wool over the farmer's eyes.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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22nd January 2016, 10:38 AM #7
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Oh no, not again. Ewe guys have too much time on your hands.
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22nd January 2016, 12:00 PM #8
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22nd January 2016, 12:36 PM #9
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There'll never be another ewe.
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22nd January 2016, 01:32 PM #10
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That's 3 "ewe" puns we've had already. I must remind you that each addition to the thread should be ewenique
.....err......oops
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22nd January 2016, 04:26 PM #11
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Oh dear, another flock of posts.
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22nd January 2016, 04:38 PM #12
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Sounds like a Kiwi lament. Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
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22nd January 2016, 04:40 PM #13
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This keeps up and we could all get a little crook.
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22nd January 2016, 04:41 PM #14
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I knew a shearer named Shaun Badly. A lot of the Badly's were shearers. Originally Posted by Sturdee
Is one of them called Shaun ?
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22nd January 2016, 04:47 PM #15
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Obviously a ring in and not a ringer.
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