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  1. 15th May 2018, 06:45 PM #1
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    Default This is why we must never let newspapers die

    Here are some headings taken from Newspaper. Have typed out the headings for those that don't want to open the link.
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    Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops 800 pound ball on his head
    (Under sports heading) Rangers get wiff of Colon
    Homicide victims rarely talk to Police
    Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf.
    Miracle cure kills fifth patient
    Bridges help people cross rivers
    City unsure why the sewer smells
    17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree
    Starvation can lead to health hazards
    Man accussed of killing Lawyer receives a New Attorney
    Parents keep kids home to protest school closure
    Hospitals resort to hiring doctors
    Federal Agents raid Gun Shop, find weapons
    Total lunar eclipse will be broadcast live on Northwoods Public radio
    DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED
    Meeting on open meeting is closed
    Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
    Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs
    Man with 8DUI's blames drinking problem
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  3. 16th May 2018, 09:48 PM #2
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    I need newspapers. How else am I meant to clean my paint brushes and protect surfaces when painting.
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  4. 16th May 2018, 11:58 PM #3
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    I need newspapers for the intelligent section .....comics and crosswords
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I love the headings. Then you have to buy the newspaper in order to read the article.
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  6. 17th May 2018, 09:41 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I need newspapers for the intelligent section .....comics and crosswords
    Me too
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    When I was an apprentice and before I had a car license I would buy the Telegraph newspaper when I would go to TAFE, by train, once a week. I bought the paper solely to count the spelling mistakes on the first few pages. I can't recall the exact numbers but it was around a dozen for each edition
    Just do it!

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  8. 17th May 2018, 02:48 PM #7
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    Now that's my definition of boredom or is it a true reflection of the titillating value of the content of said paper
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  9. 27th May 2018, 04:56 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I need newspapers for the intelligent section .....comics and crosswords
    Yes! How can one make it through the day without "Dilbert"?

    Dilbert Comic Strip on 2018-04-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
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  10. 27th May 2018, 06:19 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    Yes! How can one make it through the day without "Dilbert"?

    Dilbert Comic Strip on 2018-04-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
    That's not a comic book, it's a training manual for one of the places I worked!
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  11. 28th May 2018, 04:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    That's not a comic book, it's a training manual for one of the places I worked!
    Same here! I worked for a 'Pointy Hair Boss' except he wasn't as smart as the one in the comic strip.
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