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    Default Pearls of Wisdom

    How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
    Here we go:

    Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.

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    It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine.

    Or as we used to say about the place I worked.
    "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys"

    Denn

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    It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys

    Allan
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    If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters

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    you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.
    Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.

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    You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below

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    My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."

    So where do all the vultures come from?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    How about:

    "It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
    drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
    marauding crocodiles".

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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    The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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