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  1. #1
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    Default Popular Restaurant

    When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was
    crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?"

    The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again,
    "How much of a wait?"

    The woman looked up and said, "About ten minutes."

    A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loud-speaker:
    "Willette B. Long, your table is ready."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Another popular restaurant once announced, "I. Raitt, party of two."
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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