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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,who's hand
    was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
    Palin and her bid.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
    turtle' was.



    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you
    come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
    'post turtle".

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
    continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself,
    she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while
    she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up
    there to begin with".
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    Appropriate.

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