Shane Warne

**stephenmeddings** · 30th June 2005, 12:58 PM

When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting
a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all
their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked.

However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the
best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3
empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After
dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed,
saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and
never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation
was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
3 beer cans in the box?"

Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it
again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I
guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
your problem."

Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you
have all that money in the box?" Shane answered, "Well, whenever the
box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and
redeemed them for cash."

**bitingmidge** · 30th June 2005, 01:04 PM

That's hardly fair Stephen.

Only yesterday I heard they'd carried out a survey among 500 British women.

They asked them each if they'd consider sleeping with Shane W.

75% of them said "Not again."

Cheers,

P

**Wongo** · 30th June 2005, 01:20 PM

I'd think the money is for the mobile phone bills

**Daddles** · 30th June 2005, 01:46 PM

I find this whole thing outrageous. Stop picking on Warney. The amount was nothing like $81,874.25 - he puts the cash in a tin under his bench whenever it reaches $50,000

Richard

**Tikki** · 30th June 2005, 03:13 PM

I could fix him and 99 of his mates for just $37.20! Or for the superfast (bit messy but) version, $14.95!

http://www.fmb.com.au/en-gb/dept_66.html

Tikki the sadist

**Ashore** · 30th June 2005, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Tikki

I could fix him and 99 of his mates for just $37.20! Or for the superfast (bit messy but) version, $14.95!

http://www.fmb.com.au/en-gb/dept_66.html

Tikki the sadist

How very cruel some of warne's balls have been shown on sports highlites for years why one famous comentator said one of warnes balls was the ball of the century
Are you sure this is the right forum for you

They call it PMS because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

**Tikki** · 30th June 2005, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ashore

... one famous comentator said one of warnes balls was the ball of the century

Ah, so that's where the problem lies ... it has tickets on itself

**AlexS** · 30th June 2005, 10:31 PM

Sorry Tikki, before I checked the thread I thought you were planning to do it the old-fashioned way

Have a mate who still does lambs the traditional way, swallows every hundredth one to keep count

**Tikki** · 30th June 2005, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by AlexS

I thought you were planning to do it the old-fashioned way

Only way to go ... knife one end, serrated BBQ tongs on the other ... quick as a flash!

Today's method is a little precious!!

**Ashore** · 30th June 2005, 11:13 PM

I thought it was push them to the bar and slam two bricks together

Only hurts if you get your thumbs caught

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

**Auld Bassoon** · 30th June 2005, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

That's hardly fair Stephen.

Only yesterday I heard they'd carried out a survey among 500 British women.

They asked them each if they'd consider sleeping with Shane W.

75% of them said "Not again."

Cheers,

P

Hoot

**Auld Bassoon** · 30th June 2005, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Tikki

I could fix him and 99 of his mates for just $37.20! Or for the superfast (bit messy but) version, $14.95!

http://www.fmb.com.au/en-gb/dept_66.html

Tikki the sadist

Do you work for the Inquisition then? Looks *$%@@! nasty

Cheers!
Steve B

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