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  1. 5th August 2017, 03:45 PM #1
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    Tourist on a tour: How many sheep are there in Australia?
    Tour Guide: I don't know. I tried counting them once but fell asleep.
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  3. 9th August 2017, 08:21 AM #2
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    I tell my grandchildren that the best way to count sheep in a paddock
    is to count the legs then divide that by four.

    Oh well, it keeps them occupied.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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  4. 9th August 2017, 11:01 PM #3
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    A young lady said to a farmer, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
    "Sure" said the farmer,
    She replied "185"
    Farmer was amazed that she got it right, he said to her "How did you work that out so quick?"
    "Weeell, I counted the legs and divided by four" and she took her pick.
    "OK, If I can tell your true hair color, can I have my dog back??"
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