Thread: Smart or dumb?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a five dollar note in one hand and a two dollar coin in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the coin and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, may I ask you a question? Why did you take the two dollar coin instead of the five dollar note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the five dollars, the game is over!”