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  1. #1
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    Default You are what you speak

    THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

    After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
    on nutrition and health.:

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    us.
    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than us.
    5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than us.
    6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than us

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
    what kills you.
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
    I could live with that quite easily and I think I'll learn and start speaking another language

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    I think what we need to do is either eat and drink more or less than what we are now. Its either not enough or to much. I think I'll try the eat and drink more option.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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