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Thread: Spell Checker

  1. #1
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    Cool Spell Checker

    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It come with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my review
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

    Eye strike a quay and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait aweigh

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee four two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rare lea ever wrong

    Eye halve run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew
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    I like that. Shows how complicated the English language is.

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    Strewth an enlarged and expanded version of the poem "Owed To A Spell Chequer" at the front of my book "A Polishers Handbook". Someone has been hard at work. Buggar me I'll have to include it in the newly enlarged and expanded version of the book which is due out in about 2 weeks.
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