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  1. 16th June 2017, 11:57 AM #1
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    Our PM decided to get a new tailor-made suit.
    So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.
    A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and
    he looked stunning; he felt that in this suit he could do business.

    As he was preening in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his
    hands in the pockets. To his surprise, he noticed that there were no
    pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you
    tell me you were the PM?"

    The PM answered, "Yes, I did."

    The tailor then said, "Whoever heard of a politician with his hands
    in his own pockets?"
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    The older version was,

    "It was so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe greiner View Post
    The older version was,

    "It was so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

    It is that cold in Canberra today.
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