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16th June 2017, 11:57 AM #1
New Suit
Our PM decided to get a new tailor-made suit.
So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.
A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and
he looked stunning; he felt that in this suit he could do business.
As he was preening in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his
hands in the pockets. To his surprise, he noticed that there were no
pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you
tell me you were the PM?"
The PM answered, "Yes, I did."
The tailor then said, "Whoever heard of a politician with his hands
in his own pockets?"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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16th June 2017, 02:52 PM #2
The older version was,
"It was so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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16th June 2017, 02:57 PM #3
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