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    Default Today's saying or thought 23/6

    A child's greatest period of growth is the month
    after you've purchased new school clothes.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Especially the feet of boys!

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    This was back in the mid 1950s. My father told me that since I had a paper route I should buy my own Easter suit. We were living in Brooklyn, New York at the time. To buy a suit it would be necessary to get on a street car (Trolley) and go down town to one of the department stores. Or another option was to go to the tailor at the end of the block. I chose the latter.

    After a couple of weeks and a few fittings, my suit was ready to pick up the Saturday before Palm Sunday. I did so and brought it home. My father wanted to see the suit and I tried it on. The conversation went like this:

    F: "Wow that is a really nice suit. It fits you like a glove."
    F: "Who is your tailor?"
    M: "The guy at the end of the block."
    F: "No. Where did you buy the suit?"
    M: "From the tailor at the end of the block."
    F: "YOU HAD A SUIT MADE BY A TAILOR?"
    F: "HOW MUCH DID IT COST?"
    M: "$75"

    The conversation ended there and my father didn't speak to me until school was back in session several months later. In those several months I grew probably about 100MM. I think that I wore the suit, perhaps a dozen Sundays before we went to Grandmothers beach house for the summer.

    A big LOL!

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    Did you have younger brothers to pass the suit on to??
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Did you have younger brothers to pass the suit on to??
    IIRC, It wouldn't fit my younger brother as he was quite a bit chunkier than I at the time. He is about 4 years younger. (Knowing my parents, I've often wondered about the almost 4 years. LOL )

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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    IIRC, It wouldn't fit my younger brother as he was quite a bit chunkier than I at the time. He is about 4 years younger. (Knowing my parents, I've often wondered about the almost 4 years. LOL )
    They had to think long and hard before having another one after you?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    They had to think long and hard before having another one after you?
    OK, I'll go along with that scenario. I had another one in mind but this is not the old orange room.

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