Thread: Typical! (WARNING!!)

Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store,
> walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
>
> Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it:
> "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cherylyn?"
>
> Yeah, what's it called?"
>
> "Viens a moi."
>
> "VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?"
>
> At this stage the assistant offers some help.
> "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me".
>
> Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cherylyn,
> saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell
> like come to you, Cherylyn?"
>