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    My nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter.

    At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his
    toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several
    times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was
    a moment of deep emotion.

    But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I
    can't seem to make out what I've written down."

    Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    As a pharmacist, now retired, I was asked on several occasions to decipher notes. As part of our final exam, we were asked to read difficult scripts that had been kept for that purpose. The pharmacists of today get it easy with computer written scripts. A friend of mine maintained that doctors spent 6 weeks of their course learning to write poorly.
    Tom

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    as a retired pharmacist you will have worked with doctors from the pre-Whitlam free university education era, where medicine was an option for those who failed first year science
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    Quote Originally Posted by ian View Post
    as a retired pharmacist you will have worked with doctors from the pre-whitlam free university education era, where medicine was an option for those who failed first year science

    c- = M.D.
    Innovations are those useful things that, by dint of chance, manage to survive the stupidity and destructive tendencies inherent in human nature.

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