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  1. 27th March 2010, 05:35 PM #1
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    Default Wheelinrounds dilemma

    Ray (Wheelinround) went shopping a couple of weeks ago at the local supermarket and bought 4 toilet brushes.
    He rang me yesterday and told me he has decided to go back to using toilet paper.
    Reality is no background music.
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    WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.
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    Your right John I was feeling a bit daggy for a few days but I decided to wipe away my sorrows instead.
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    Bummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE View Post
    WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me
    You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.
    Reality is no background music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.
    What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.
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  8. 28th March 2010, 12:07 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.
    Ink comes of phone books so easy so this why they now you as old black a**
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    As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it
    But in the interest of economy, always use both sides of the paper.
    Reality is no background music.
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    Back in the good old days of the Army.
    We were given three sheet of loo paper in each ration pack.
    One to wash, one to wipe and one to polish.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    Default An overseas perspective

    Indian Toilet Paper

    The Indian that needed toilet paper.

    There's this Indian that needs toilet paper and goes into the trading post to get some.

    Indian: Me need toilet paper.

    Clerk: Well, we carry three brands, White Cloud, Charmin and the no-name brand. What roll would you like?

    Indian: White Cloud sound like Indian name, me take roll of White Cloud.

    Clerk: White cloud sells for $2.00 a roll. That will be $2.00 chief.

    Indian: $2.00 too much, me don't have much money. How much Charmin toilet paper?

    Clerk: Charmin is $1.00 a roll.

    Indian: That still too much. How much is no-name toilet paper?

    Clerk: 25 cents a roll.

    Indian: Me take roll no-name toilet paper.

    So the Indian takes the toilet paper back to his teepee uses it and goes back to the trading post.

    Indian: Me have name for no-name toilet paper.

    Clerk: And what would that be?

    Indian: Me call it "John Wayne" toilet paper.

    Clerk: "John Wayne" toilet paper, why do you call it that name?

    Indian: Because it rough, it tough and takes no #### off Indian.
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    I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Christos View Post
    I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.





    I think it should be flushed away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bleeder View Post
    I think it should be flushed away.

    With a name like The Bleeder it points to hemariods
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    Touche but no
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