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  1. 11th May 2013, 10:40 AM #1
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    Default Your numbers up

    Q: Why is the number six afraid?
    A: Because seven eight nine
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    My six year old thinks this is the funniest joke ever!
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    Fred I see you found Allan from Wallan's book of Jokes. Please send it back to publisher
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    awe i just couldn't resist it.
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    How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred?
    How did he live to 71 telling jokes like that.
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    He missed a kindy arithmetic class
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    With so much interest and so many replies i must see if i can find more in a similar style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred?
    TL, i've led a very sheltered life.
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    With so much interest and so many replies i must see if i can find more in a similar style.

    I can only find two words in response Fred

    ... "PLEASE DON'T"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I can only find two words in response Fred

    ... "PLEASE DON'T"



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