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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,398
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Views: 30,589
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 63,068
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 205,679
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  1. Post Racist?

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:40 PM
    choked, culture, customs, drug, drunk, foreign, grew, heard, racist, runner, slur, terrified, told, yoghurt
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,173
    3rd April 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post
  2. Airplane vs Woman

    Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:32 AM
    airplane, airplanes, arrive, buy, care, comment, common, expect, flick, flown, in-laws, kill, limitations, mad, magazines, mind, month, object, pilot, piloting, preflight, quickly, quiet, skills, switch, takes, tied, time, touch, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,363
    4th September 2003, 12:32 AM Go to last post
  3. Australian Goverment Pipe Specifications

    Started by trevorZ, 27th May 2003 11:42 PM
    australian, contracto, contractor, degree, diameter, downhill, entire, flanges, flow, goverment, hand, hole, holes, jobsite, left, length, middle, painted, pipe, pipes, short, specifications, supplied, threads, unscrewed, uphill, water, wll, words, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,166
    28th May 2003, 12:59 AM Go to last post
  4. Post "JUST HOLD ME"

    Started by ken yates, 7th February 2002 02:54 PM
    bed, bracelet, cared, dept, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, just hold me, loop, play, ready, set, sexual, sexually, shipwreck, short, stuff, tennis, testing, threw, told, tune, wave, women, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,741
    26th February 2002, 11:48 PM Go to last post
  5. "Licker!'

    Started by bobmundy, 7th October 1999 09:08 PM
    blimey, bottle, brahmin, bull, called, cows, day, dose, farmer, favourite, half, hour, igave, ignoring, labels, licker, medicine, mine, neighbour, peppermint, serviced, stuff, tastes, telling, vet, worried
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,929
    1st August 2007, 08:26 PM Go to last post
  6. Post "PMS & The Hormone Hostage"

    Started by Kev Y., 10th March 2002 08:55 PM
    12deep, 2002.], @#$%, brudda, bulb, bulbs, carries, change, days, edited, entire, figured, garbage, hope, hormone, hostage, house, light, march, message, no-one, piles, pms, pmsandthe hormone hostage, spot, stupid, suffocated, underneath, wrapper, [this
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,471
    27th March 2002, 08:59 PM Go to last post
  7. Wink "Squawks"

    Started by hook, 24th October 2000 08:49 PM
    air, aircraft, autoland, bugs, cockpit, crews, engine, evidence, flight, force, ground, iff, inoperative, inside, left, levers, locks, main, maintenance, mode, normal, pilots, propeller, radar, seepage, squawks, target, throttle, tire, volume
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,078
    24th October 2000, 09:05 PM Go to last post
  8. Post "Twas the day after Christmas

    Started by ken yates, 29th December 2001 02:58 PM
    bill, bills, broadways, called, christmas, day, dillards, driving, exclaim, faster, fox, grinned, half, handful, heard, levitzs, load, mailbox, mervyns, pennys, postman, quickly, sears, shouting, sprang, stuffed, targets, truck, twas, whistling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,752
    29th December 2001, 02:58 PM Go to last post
  9. $40,000 Funeral

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM
    $40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,525
    15th May 2009, 07:40 PM Go to last post
  10. $50 is $50.

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 1st July 2020 09:33 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 622
    1st July 2020, 09:33 PM Go to last post
  11. "2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

    Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM
    2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,902
    17th July 2004, 05:43 PM Go to last post
  12. "Amish Ticket"

    Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM
    abuse, amish, amish ticket, animal, animals, brake, broken, buggy, care, cop, cruelty, day, dear, emergency, encounter, fix, home, horses, husband, issue, jacob, lady, maam, minutes, pulled, reflector, telling, testicles, ticket, trotting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,109
    25th February 2009, 03:06 PM Go to last post
  13. Moved: "Can ya breath?"

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    breath, can ya breath
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  14. "Comeback" line...

    Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM
    called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,221
    23rd June 2012, 08:10 PM Go to last post
  15. "Daddy, what is sex?"

    Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM
    8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, daddy  what is sex, daddy what is sex, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,354
    12th May 2008, 11:50 AM Go to last post
  16. "Dear Diary,

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st September 2006 04:16 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    argument, automatically, blonde, call, contractor, dear, diary, double, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guess, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, line, pane, pay, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, windows, won
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,565
    1st September 2006, 05:28 PM Go to last post
  17. "Do whatever you want, dear'

    Started by MajorPanic, 11th March 2007 07:48 PM
    dear
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,114
    13th March 2007, 05:26 PM Go to last post
  18. "Get Out Of The Car!..."

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 15th October 2018 10:09 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,985
    16th October 2018, 08:47 PM Go to last post
  19. Talking "Ozzie kultur"

    Started by gawdelpus, 30th September 2008 05:10 PM
    adding, barbie, brings, cold, cursor, eats, engine, fish, forks, grain, hang, knives, log, mouse, mozzies, net, offline, ozzie kultur, pub, rodent, search, server, shed, shut, spiders, strong, ute, verandah, washing, wood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,323
    1st October 2008, 07:11 PM Go to last post
  20. "Real" 911 Calls?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM
    9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,205
    15th February 2008, 08:52 AM Go to last post
  21. "SWMBO's But First" Syndrome

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2017 08:03 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 946
    23rd April 2017, 12:49 AM Go to last post
  22. "T" Shirt

    Started by rrich, 16th November 2007 01:08 PM
    drunk, half, home, honey, money, nascar, phoenix, race, ran, shirt
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 970
    16th November 2007, 01:08 PM Go to last post
  23. Moved: "yak"

    Started by twobob, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    yak
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  24. "YES" man

    Started by Ashwood, 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM
    domineering, man, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 898
    22nd February 2008, 03:40 PM Go to last post
  25. 'armless

    Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM
    armless, arms, bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, blocks, corner, customer, door, foam, foaming, front, glass, handkerchief, hold, left, mens, money, mouth, pants, pocket, reach, right-hand, service, station, thing;, walk, walks, wipe
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,409
    5th November 2004, 04:29 PM Go to last post
  26. 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:48 PM
    agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, chat, cyber-cafe, daddy, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, met, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, sneaked, son, upload
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,117
    10th October 2012, 11:48 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,235
    19th October 2012, 08:28 PM Go to last post
  27. 'I Hate My Job' day

    Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2008 10:06 AM
    box, carefully, close, control, day, department, eyes, glad, hate, home, job, johnson, literature, lock, loud, nice, notice, pain, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, remember, repeat, sanitized, statement, tested, thermometer, times
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,086
    15th August 2008, 02:54 PM Go to last post
  28. 'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

    Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM
    breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,543
    13th December 2010, 09:17 PM Go to last post
  29. 'Nuther Easter Bunny Joke

    Started by Eddie Jones, 28th April 2006 03:04 PM
    2bloo@octa4.net.authe, australia, bunny, cheers, doont, easter, from2bloo@octa4.net.au, joke, lady, nuther, refrigerator, replied, shelves, sitting, top, underhumpty, westing, westinghouse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,154
    28th April 2006, 03:04 PM Go to last post

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