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    Default Hah Bumhug!

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the forum,

    Not a creature was stirring, 'cept for the boring.....

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    The Members were nestled snug all in their sheds
    While visions of chisles danced in their heads



    Ashore

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    I hope that the catelogue I've left strategically circled,
    has hopefully workled < sorry... >
    Zed

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    This xmas is easy, we both want the same thing, lol Nuffin! Will enjoy getting the kids stuff they need more.

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    Default Santa arrives

    While Santa circled high in the sky,
    Below in the shed there came a faint cry.....

    He's tripped on a hammer, got caught in the saw,
    His left foot knocked down a large 4X4
    The glue had upended all over the floor.....
    And his knee had split open his new pinafore

    "No worry" said Santa, "I've seen this before"
    "At least he didn't pull off the whole bloody door"

    And a new shed arrived and peace reigned once more.
    Greg

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    The elves in the workshop fiddled and meddled
    The green paint tin was wrong and reddled
    Santa irate then turned and seddled
    Your reputations are going to be Zeddled
    (well, he started it with Workled!)
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    "Our reputations!??!" quoth several elves.
    "Who cares about them? Apart from ourselves?"

    "For long enough now, we have been merely butts
    Of loads of bad jokes over port and some nuts."

    "We're fed-up, Father Christmas!
    It's time we were heard.
    You'll need to take action
    And...."
    Driver of the Forums
    Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover

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    ....deal with the nerd

    For if it's on again in twelve months time
    You can.............

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    ......do it yourself
    'cause us little elves are going to retire
    to a shed that's a workshop, until we expire
    and there we'll make sawdust and shavings plethora
    from great big trees and lumps of Makore
    so you see, if you don't give us a break
    next year you'll be.......

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    ..served with an ambit log of claims...
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand
    ..served with an ambit log of claims...
    Oh Shedhand! What happened to you inner poet?

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    At risk of being pedantic poetry does not have to rhymme.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    At risk of being pedantic poetry does not have to rhymme.
    I stand before you humbly corrected
    feeling sad and somewhat rejected.

    BUT

    the inner poet waxed and therefore was
    and needs not rhymes to exist


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    I recall a local rag in or about Shepparton a few moons ago when a local bumbling bard put pen to paper and relived his wild nights of dancing during the 40's and 50's

    Fridays in Shepparton I danced
    Saturdays in NUmurkah I danced
    Sundays in Nathalia I danced
    Fridays in Katamatite I danced............

    This went on for a whole bloody page
    But at least it rhymmes

    Don't think he became poet laureate
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691
    Oh Shedhand! What happened to you(r) inner poet?
    B ugger the inner poet
    Dontcha know it
    I'm just an old activist
    Who'll fight for the elves
    While you sip your Moet.....
    Please note
    I took the liberty to correct your quote..

    Pretty awful I know but I'm no Bard
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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