Thread: Positions Vacant

Sounds like my sort of job, but could we add kidneys and black pudding to the breakfast menu and offer a decent Single Malt as an option with the Bundy?

Well the 200 grand should see us out for the 10 days, what's your budget for the shed materials and machinery.

there should be a pi$$taking instructional video included (with batteries).

combinations of machinary should be included - note "everything Felder" is not an acceptable response.

Originally Posted by Zed

combinations of machinary should be included - note "everything Felder" is not an acceptable response.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

And I was going to donate all the machines so you could spend more money on food and booze!

Sorright Brendan, Givvem to me.

According to the Code of Practice (do a search!) there needs to be a set minimum amount of time in the schedule for the following vital blokely activities

1. Leaning.
2. Gazing and/or contemplating.
3. Standing and looking (not to be confused with 2).
4. Sitting and thinking (not to be confused with 2 or 3).

Equally, there needs to be (again, according to the Code of Practice), a schedule of acceptable blokes' drinks and due recognition of circumstances when chaps' drinks (do a search!) can be rendered acceptable due to an individual bloke's circumstances. In this way, gin and tonic - normally a rigidly defined chap's drink - can, when circumstances render the appropriate dispensation, be consumed by a bloke, in his shed, without any contravention of the Code of Practice.

Col