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Thread: So what's all this about, then?
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14th September 2004, 10:43 PM #556
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Suddenly the ghost of BraceGrunt past appeared. He cursed the crew for losing faith in their battlescared Captain Beaut. He who had saved them from the Gevil iant and thrust them forth from the clutches of the Klingons, anyway he'd decided to send them a new Captain, and in a cruel twist of fate it was to be woman called....
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14th September 2004, 10:44 PM #557
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14th September 2004, 10:47 PM #558
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14th September 2004, 10:52 PM #559
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I thought maybe EDNA?
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14th September 2004, 11:07 PM #560
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Ah yes Edna ( who in a strange interdimensional twist of fate ) was distantly related to Susan. She was a rather large woman:eek: with a somewhat mannish appearance and prone to referring to all and sundry as Possum.
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14th September 2004, 11:43 PM #561
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In her first address to the Motley Crew Edna began a long winded description of how things would be run from now on, interspersed with "Possums" here and there. She was interupted on occaision by voices from the galley which said "where's me bloody foil helmet" and "who's nicked me flamin hammer you lot" and other thing like "I can't find me underpants".
Anyway, Edna's instructions where apparently to ban all references to anybody called "Roger" but she never got the chance to finish because HeavHo said "Bugger This" and hit the Warp drive button, sending the merry bunch into....Squizzy
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15th September 2004, 01:51 AM #562
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rapid decent into a world where everyone was topsy turvy. Brace Grunt was now BraceCaptain and Captain Beaut was now BeautGrunt...
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15th September 2004, 02:30 AM #563
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eh? So what happened to Cap's underdacks. Without so much as an explanation the Cap'n donned his "Y" front hat and headed for the bridge mumbling.....
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15th September 2004, 02:55 AM #564
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15th September 2004, 03:06 AM #565
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foil underpants are
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15th September 2004, 10:09 AM #566
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It was at this point Mr Squeezzy, who got his name from a rather unfortunate incident with a Mitsubishi truck and...I digress, was rather at a loss for words.
Ol Mr Zwinnger hopped madly from one foot to the other clutching his nether regions....Digressing again.
Wilencee suddenly said "Its clear what we have to do crew members" and everybody looked at him like stunned mullets, which was a good thing in this story because the mullets things could provide some mileage down the track.
. "Yes", said Wilencee, "one of us must sell our sole to the Gevil Iant, which means we shall have to quote the good book in all posts, cut out all superflous threads about bicycling and lycra and never ever use the word.......Squizzy
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15th September 2004, 10:15 AM #567
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15th September 2004, 10:40 AM #568
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"He can have mine" said Zwinnger holding up a rather dead really flat fish. "The sole of my plane is about about knackered" said HeavHo, "he can have that"Meanwhile Werknot had been testing out the Apprentice, but kept referring to him as
Woger for some strange reason? Suddenly......Squizzy
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15th September 2004, 10:47 AM #569
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Susan (which was a crappy American TV show starring Brooke Shields) appeared in their midst and, lofting a scimitar above her head, did cry "fret not, my dashing adventurers, you need not fear the axe of the giant when we stand united behind the power of ...
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15th September 2004, 11:33 AM #570
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