Blue Mountains FGT #7 - Sunday 20th Nov - All welcome

Sawdust Maker - this upper north shore guy only drinks Sumatra Mandheling "Kuda Mas" unlike other Northside soy boys:D

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Originally Posted by NCArcher

Sorted, no need to ban anybody. Of course I have been banned from carrying timber by the NLATSS (NSW Lumberjacks and Timber Storers Society) because of what happened last time, which totally wasn't my fault but what are you going to do? :shrug:

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Can you pick me up too please as I have done the calculations and my painted on arms are not going to be dry enough to drive let alone carry timber or wheelbarrow soil:D

GTG Bucket List

Meuls69 - 8
FenceFurniture - 8
Pac Man - 2
Sawdust Maker - 2
NCArcher - 4
Wolleybugger - 4
Ross - 10
ShaneSmith - 2
Lappa - 1

Anybody know what the height limitation is? 4.2m ?

Regards
Paul

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Originally Posted by Pac man

Can you pick me up too please as I have done the calculations and my painted on arms are not going to be dry enough to drive let alone carry timber or wheelbarrow soil:D

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And there was a loud cry of "BULLSH" from the press gallery.

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Originally Posted by Lappa

Sawdust Maker - this upper north shore guy only drinks Sumatra Mandheling "Kuda Mas" unlike other Northside soy boys:D

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oooh
could be coffee beans at ten paces! :p

OK lets get down to business. Our beloved leader (Neil) has chosen to launch his new (updated) Polishers Handbook at the GTG.
I will have 20 copies for sale at a special price.

Ross

How heavy are they Ross? I'm worried that my hands, that accidentally got bombarded by Gamma Radiation, won't be strong enough to turn the pages and I really want to read the new book.

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Originally Posted by NCArcher

How heavy are they Ross? I'm worried that my hands, that accidentally got bombarded by Gamma Radiation, won't be strong enough to turn the pages and I really want to read the new book.

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So, ah, with all these catastrophic injuries one would expect that your life expectancy would be well shy of 20-11-2016.

Why do you need to know about the book? Or need the drums? (this'll be good)

He's asked that his body be shellacked by members of the forum before the cremation!

I'm an optimist. :zap::crutch::D

And I'm kinda hoping that super powers from the radiation will kick in soon. :flex:

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Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker

He's asked that his body be shellacked by members of the forum before the cremation!

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Well I'd be quite sure that if he makes it to the 20th we will be able to organise a shellacking.....

Just a quick question.

Do we have to wait until Tony exits the mortal coil before we begin the embalming, err.. shellacing, or can we slosh it about a bit as he arrives and in so doing hasten the inevitable?

If it did work the other way, the gamma rays that is, could he be able to cut one hundred dovetails a minute or perhaps sharpen sixty handsaws an hour? :rolleyes:

Regards
Paul

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Originally Posted by Ross

OK lets get down to business. Our beloved leader (Neil) has chosen to launch his new (updated) Polishers Handbook at the GTG.
I will have 20 copies for sale at a special price.

Ross

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Is this the book Ross....

A Polishers Handbook

Crowie

I believe that is it but also that Neil has been in the process of a bit of an update

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Originally Posted by NCArcher

I'm an optimist. :zap::crutch::D

And I'm kinda hoping that super powers from the radiation will kick in soon. :flex:

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What will your name be ...

Archer 'Gamma-row'

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Originally Posted by NCArcher

I'm open to anything ... after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus.

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Cactus Man ?

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art