Thread: The Code of Practice

Like the idea, Col.

Shed must have a couple of different chairs, for sitting & solving the worlds problems. Must have a radio for distraction when needed. Fridge is good if space permits.

Messy & dirty is fine, keeps the missus out.

For those of us with little kids, must have a small toolbox for 'em & a scraps bin for project materials.

Some form of heating makes it more bearable & inviting in this winter weather.

Decoration? Old number plates, tin signs, tool stickers, charts & info.


Cheers....................Sean

Shed must contain something from a previous generation & hopefully no knowledge of what it does

Two or more of any type of item on a bench or shelf is a collection, or the start thereof. This includes any broken tools, bits of lawnmowers, old blocks of wood and oddly shaped antique doodads that have no readily apparent use.

Any item on the floor is to be considered a fitting and should be worked around and over, but never, ever, moved except when being put to it's original purpose. When finished using, it is not to be put back in its' original place, instead it should be left into the closest free area whereupon it is once again to be considered a fitting. This also includes any broken tools, lawnmowers, obscure blocks of wood and oddly shaped antique doodads that have no readily apparent use.

There should only be one stool or chair in the shed; that's all you need to ponder the whichness of the why... your mates' will quite happily perch on a bench or convenient wood pile to finish their brew. Any more seats practically guarantees an audience of the fairer sex.

A space reserved for that special machine you haven't bought yet but hope one day to own.

A screaming pillow so that you can express your frustration without having the missus come and investigate.

Cobwebs

If you have heaps of cobwebs it shows the shed is healthy (supports life forms apart from bacteria, mould and termites)

If you can see the cobwebs (heaps of airborne dust particles) then your lungs are also collecting this muck and you need a dust collector. The better way is to use handtools for the exercise, superior work and keeps the dust down.

They help keep the blowie population down in Summer.

7. Works In Progress
7a. At any given point in time there shall be no less than 3 works in progress.
7b. If at any point in time there is any likelihood of the number of works in progress dropping below this threshold owing to the impending completion of one of said works, all work is to stop and the thinking position (par 3b) shall be assumed for no less than 15 minutes whilst a new work in progress is decided upon. This work must then be commenced, at least to the point of material being selected and sized, before work on any of the other works in progress may be resumed. It is not acceptable to return to the original work in progress until at least 3 more weekends have been consumed by other activities.
7c.There must be at least one major work (at least 100 man hours; or at least $100 worth of materials; or at least one expensive single use tool purchased solely for the construction of) which remains a work in progress until the day you are carried from the shed with pennies on your eyes.

Rule #1. Do not for any reason convert your shed into a bar /pool room... it is bad shed ediquite, build a bar room onto your house instead!(your shed will help you build it...)

A sign on the door that says "if you hear machinary running do NOT tap me on the shoulder"

old chlorine buckets around the place for off cuts and garbage. each machine should have its own bin, handles are optional. excess buckets should be used for wood storage or makeshift shelving...

a 30m power lead whos job is to sit on a nail.

Whatever shed you have, guaranteed it is never going to be big enough. Get used to the idea

Sheds and tools are not for sharing with S/HWMBO's unless, of course, you both use the shed and contents for the same purpose (rare but does happen)

Cheers
Wendy

a shed needs lots of appropriate places to store things - there should be a dedicated place for everything, but everything still seems to go in an odd collection of buckets, ice cream containers, tin cans, old lunch boxes, plastic bags etc left on the bench or a couple of shelves rather than in the place allocated to it.

Rule number 1. There is no such thing as junk. Throwing a broken Hills hoist gearbox to the dump is not an option. It may one day be needed!

Local rules shall apply, and no discussion will be entered into! Such things as: tools being used for tasks other than that which they were intended (ie. old chisel for opening paint tins); radio station tuning changes according day; choice of bevvie (ie. beer in summer, plonk in winter); latest position for safety glasses; and the use of wood bench for metal work and vice versa will be solely at the discretion of shed owner.

Good thread!!

A half rotten mouse sleeping in an ear muff.

Originally Posted by bookend

A screaming pillow so that you can express your frustration without having the missus come and investigate.

A screaming pillow :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

If I'm going to yell "F**K" cause I just hit my thumb with a hammer, I don't want some nancy pillow to stop the sound. Make the shed soundproof if you have kids with sensitive ears (this means less than 5 year olds cause once they get to school they'll teach you some new words). This also helps with heating.

But no pillows - Pillows are for holding bearings in a shed!

The shed is the domain of the owner/s and they can set whatever code of practice they choose. In my shed if i have power tools running then I excpect my visitors to don the PPE as well. My grandfather had a spare of everything in his shed. My grandmother thought he may have had a spare wife down there. i do know where i get my hording addiction from though.