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    Default The Female Version of the "The Code of Practice"

    So, what do we want in the femanised version of "The Code of Practice".

    All ideas welcome, but please don't go overboard, I wouldn't want this thread ending up Orange, a pretty purple or blue maybe, but not orange.

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    Wendy

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    1. Keep Out !!!


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    the whiff of lavendar and incsence is acceptable in the shed-ette. (?)

    feel free to discount / ignore..

    cheers
    Zed

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    1. The female woodworkers shed is allowed to be neat and tidy at all times if the owner wishes so.
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    Attire:
    1. Makeup, perfume, jewellry and 'good' clothes are optional - wear them if you must but prepared to replace/fix/reapply them often
    2. Dressing Gowns are welcome, best matching accessories include the coffee cup and slippers

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    Good start Wendy!
    My two cents worth:
    • It doesn't matter what colour clothing a visitor wears, as long as it doesn't clash with the Milwaukee/Triton/De Walt (delete inappropriate brand).
    • "Shed Girl" may opt for no hearing protection within two (2) working days of a visit to the hairdresser.
    • Male pinup calendars are a fair and equitable replacement for the standard Angelina Jolie version, and if any Blokely visitors object, please follow the Exit signs.
    Maybe that last one will attract some...um, comments .

    Cheers,
    Andy Mac
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    There will be a broom
    There will be a spare broom
    There will be designated & marked off street parking bays for brooms & visitor's brooms.
    Cliff.
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    Great Stuff!!! Keep em coming....

    Shed Girl's Shed is Shed Girl's only and will not be shared with the garden stuff or any car stuff whatsoever (unless, of course, that is the main purpose for Shed Girl having a shed in the first place).

    Based on Two-Words input: Wanna-be Shed Guys are not welcome to enter Shed Girl's Shed unattended, unless by express invitation or previously-arranged permission. Post Permission Seeking will be dealt with harshly.

    If Shed Guy wants to get good with Shed Girl, buy her the appropriate tools, do not ever buy her kitchen stuff or you'll find it stuffed somewhere appropriately uncomfortable.

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    Words with the suffix ..thingy are permitted as part of Shed Girl's language. Such as "flattening thingy" (plane), "pencil sharpening thingy" (chisel), "screwing thingy" (screwdriver or husband/boyfriend, hang on be PC, or girlfriend), "thingy thingy" (your guess is as good as mine, but I have heard it).

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    My SWMBO takes all manner of tools out of the shed and never
    puts them back.!!
    p.t.c

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
    So, what do we want in the femanised version of "The Code of Practice".

    Wendy
    All dedicated Shedette's Sheds should have a moat around them - with a bridge over that to get over it

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    If a blokes' shed and a shedette are in close proximity no tools, fittings, parts of collections or any item that can be moved without use of an engine-hoist/forklift shall be moved from one abode to the other without previously obtained permission, preferably in writing. Blood- or tear-stained documents do not count as permission.
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    No rules in my workshop, everyone welcome ... if you can crack the alarm system code THEN have a key to get in!

    Cheers
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    Good one Tikki

    Thanks
    Wendy

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    All tassels on light shades and ruffly curtains should be kept to a length that will not let them get caught in drills,saws and other moving, whirling thingys.

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