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    Father Chissy incognito!!

    Actually I decided to grow me beard to see just how white it goes... and as I now like it having grown rather fond of it Ive decided to keep growing it... oh and me hair... yeah Im havin a bit of a flash back to me mad youth

    And as me 3rd daughter is getting married in September next year on the beach... I figured by then the beard would be on me chest and me curls halfway down me to me bum she might like me to arrive dressed as Cap'n Sparrow! Followed in a few short months by me own rendition of Father Chissy

    I did like the fu manchu... but it lacked a certian debonair touch eh wot!

    And yeah I do look rather more dashing without the specs... but then I wouldnt be able to see the flamin camera to push the sodding button would I? NO I WOULDNT!

    Oh and you oughta see me when I do my once a year hair brush day!! MAN I LOOK SOOOOO COOL I gave up brushing me hair awhile back seems Id no sooner brush the ruddy thing than the curls would sprout all over the place making it look worse than if I didnt brush the thing... so I dont... well once a year for the wedding anniversary... if I remember when it is that is but fortunately for me I dont seem to get knots up there just mobs of bunches of curls... and it makes the sheilas drool with envy!

    Cheers
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    Mate love the facial decoration. You are one handsommmmmmmmmme dude, not like me. I look like the north end of a south boung camel!

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    Good beard but ya need ter stop dying yer hair
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    Ahh Haaa - a photo of Wild Dingo in one of his rare and beautifully quiet moments

    Great Photo Shane!!!! keep the beard, adds a certain touch of refinement, or maybe I just like the Captain a little way too much

    cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflyrustic View Post
    Ahh Haaa - a photo of Wild Dingo in one of his rare and beautifully quiet moments

    Great Photo Shane!!!! keep the beard, adds a certain touch of refinement, or maybe I just like the Captain a little way too much

    cheers
    Wendy
    An wher be yer own pickchur yer fine young wench eh? :eek: wher be that I ask ye?!! I mean every foine capn needs his shipmate!! an I can think of no finer red leather clad woodwhisperin shipmate than ye own good self maam Oh I could post that pic of you with the red hair I suppose but then you bein a sheila would say something like "ooh you silly duffer! That was sooo yesterday Im blonde/ brunette/ black haired now" and post some pic of yerself lookin totally different Still your own cute self of course but different... So I say "ante up woman" or I'll make ye walk da plank... or was that plonk? mmm beer oclock already? no worries I'll have a crownie

    Cheers!
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH:eek:

    Streuth, I fired up the thumbnail, the cat hissed, fluffed himself to double and took off down the hallway as though the beast from hell was after him. :eek: Couldn't post another piccie could you?

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    Yer funny sod!





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    You oughta be ashamed of yerself... growing all that hair! I mean, what about the 'vironment, with all that extra water to wash it and the shampoo and conditioner and what not to make it all pretty like? Not to mention the mess it makes of the floor waste in the shower! And then there's that irritating flapping and wafting around your face it does when the wind blows. Mind you the beard probably traps it's fair share of crumbs from hitting the floor, so there is some redemption in that, I spose. Saves the bristles on the broom from all the sweeping. My Dad's got a beard like that, he's had it so long none of us, not even Mum, can remember what his chin looks like. Might not even have one, for all we know. Keeps threatening to shave it off but we beg him not to because it would scare the children and the dog would probably turn tail and run, never to be seen or heard of again. I mean, the dog barks at me when I'm wearing a hat, so what hope would he have if he saw my old man's chin in the raw? Would be enough to turn any dog into a wild, slathering beast. Nah, you just keep growing your hair, Dingo, see if us bald fellas care. We're only jealous. Jealous of hat hair and pillow hair and hot, sweaty heads! Yah hairy lout.

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    Looks like I be walkin' the plank then Captin me Captin!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry72 View Post
    Yer funny sod!





    Ding in his younger days...
    Good God, it's Alby Mangels :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflyrustic View Post
    Looks like I be walkin' the plank then Captin me Captin!!
    aye an thar be a right cuss of a thin ye be doin to an ol dawg yer young wench now ahm gonna ha ta walk da plank meself

    And to show that Im a reasonable sorta git... and Ive always been a flamin studmuffin here I be in me passport pic taken some 31 years ago when I was just a tiddler like that young wench up there!! gawd strewth!! Was it that bloody long ago!! :eek: stone the crows! how the blazes did I manage to keep me stunning good looks eh?... oh right I let her do all the worry stuff I just keep cruisin an smilin

    Mind you her bloody highness reckons if I looked like I do in this pic an tried to catch a plane to the states nowadays Id be arrested!! :eek: she reckons I look like a pakistani or some such must be the dark brooding good looks eh?

    AND!! I actually had my hair pulled back in this pic!! :eek: You woulda been right proud of yer capn young wendy wench... true!! I mean it got down to me wee bum before it got lopped and bein real curly it took forever to get there... like about 3 years of growing but see it was me passport pic and so I had to brush it and tie it back... sigh... wild and whooly eh!

    Alby Mangles? WOW now thats a first!
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    Dear Administrators and Moderators,

    Is there any way that I can choose not to view photos in a certain thread? I don't want to cease viewing photos in all threads, just the one. And I don't necessarily want to not be able to read the thread, I just don't want to see the photos.

    Thanks in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felder View Post
    Dear Administrators and Moderators,

    Is there any way that I can choose not to view photos in a certain thread? I don't want to cease viewing photos in all threads, just the one. And I don't necessarily want to not be able to read the thread, I just don't want to see the photos.

    Thanks in advance.
    an here I WAS gonna support yer buy updating me machines with yer too Brendan But well... sigh... I guess its just that Im sooooooo smashinly stunningly good lookin eh mate? jealousy is a curse mate build a wee bridge and get over it I mean you musta been good lookin once upon a time... way way back when Noah was a nipper

    sigh... sad sad sad ...ah well.... kabooooooooom! :eek: Im over it alls good
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    Bugr off Dingo, you have too much hair...........................:mad:

    Want to sell me some?:confused: :confused:

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    Actually Benny when I had it lopped I gave it to her bloody highness to weep over as she keeps her locks when she has it cut off... generall at waist level and in a plait so I did the same wrapped it up an gave it to her... she thought by the feel an length of it that it was something... you know... ahem? :eek: opened it up and found a 5ft length of thick curley rope that was only a few days before my hair on my head!! her face was a real treat to see!

    But Ive never thought to sell it... why? you want some?
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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