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  1. 13th December 2016, 10:20 AM #1
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    Default How the fight started

    The light on the fridge says, "Order filter soon".

    SWMBO says, "Go to Home Depot" and get a filter. If they are less than $50, get two."

    I come home with two filters. SWMBO asks, "How much were they?". I answer, "$49.99."

    And that is how the fight started.
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  3. 13th December 2016, 10:29 AM #2
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    Obviously, you were wrong........
    ....in this scenario, you are always wrong
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  4. 13th December 2016, 02:49 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by TermiMonster View Post
    Obviously, you were wrong........
    ....in this scenario, you are always wrong
    That's not the ONLY scenario!
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  5. 13th December 2016, 06:21 PM #4
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    So what else is new? You should have known you were on a hiding to nothing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    $49.99
    You are technically correct ... the best kind of correct
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  7. 14th December 2016, 05:10 PM #6
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    If a man says something in a forest, and a woman doesn't hear him....... is he still wrong?


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  8. 15th December 2016, 08:05 PM #7
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    Try immigrating to Australia, it would be easier than arguing that one.
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    If a woman sends a man to buy ANYTHING (other than something for the man to use or eat, and that he wants) it is in the man's best interest to NOT get the order right. If you establish a reputation for bringing home the right thing you will find yourself being sent on more and more errands which will eat into valuable shed time.

    It is very important to establish very early in a relationship that you cannot be relied upon to return with the right item. It is even more important to make it known that this is because she cannot explain what she wants clearly, and not due to any shortfallings in your ability to understand.

    "Darling its probably best if you go and get it yourself rather than me going and getting something that matches what you tell me you want but is not what you need. I know you try your best to describe it but it is a waste of time and money if you don't get it right."

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  10. 17th December 2016, 11:12 AM #9
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    The old saying that "A bloke wont win as long as his bum points towards the ground"

    When I get buried I am going to be face down and bum pointing to the sky
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  11. 18th December 2016, 03:57 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Parks View Post
    Try immigrating to Australia, it would be easier than arguing that one.
    I've suggested that. I'm ready to emigrate to Perth. I figure it is about the furthest I can get from Washington D.C. and still hear English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted Tenon View Post
    If a man says something in a forest, and a woman doesn't hear him....... is he still wrong?


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    Yes, he is in the wrong forest.



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