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    Default Horse Victim

    I have now entered the ranks of horse victimhood.

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    You bought a horse head :confused:
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    no he found it in his bed
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Can it talk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    I have now entered the ranks of horse victimhood.
    Can't afford any more new tools now, ha ?

    What does it cost these days to get a vet to your paddock?

    Kev M
    (horse owner in a previous life)

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    I warned you about chasing horses........now that you've caught one what are you going to do with it?

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    The horse is named Taj. My wife found him.

    We had the vet out the other day and it cost $75 to get him out to the paddock and a further $120 in drugs and stuff.


    Not a bad nag though. Fricken big. 17.2
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    Buying food fresh these days, Grunt?.
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    I like horses and I can eat a whole one.
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    What is he/she, looks like a warmblood or TB.
    Shop around for vets and look online for a lot of remedies.
    Our vet bills are minimal (OK, the vet sponsors us in events etc as does the farrier) and you can do a lot yourself.
    I'm sure Sarah will advise you on how to save money.
    She's away for a week at the moment buying horses around the State for a few trainers and loving it.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    You've shaved?
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
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    He faded away
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    why the long face?
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    Giddyap Grunt
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    if it turns out to be a nag you can turn him into glue for your next project(s) (x1000)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    We had the vet out the other day and it cost $75 to get him out to the paddock and a further $120 in drugs and stuff.
    I knew vets were getting hard to make a house call - but you kidnapped and drugged him?

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