Thread: internet sites that help predict female mood swings. ?

The only 'safe' time, IMHO, is the 3-4 days before ovulation, when oxytocin levels are at their highest. Immediately after ovulation, evacuate for about a week, and gingerly re-establish contact the week after that.

sounds right. I got this from Wikipedia on Oxytocin,

'Oxytocin evokes feelings of contentment, reductions in anxiety, and feelings of calmness and security when in the company of the mate.^[23] '

….be great if you can buy the stuff off the shelf. Maybe a few drops in their coffee.

I was hoping for some natural coincidence that involved the tides or whathaveyou,,,,, that suggested the best times to catch fish were also the best times to be out of the house…

Must be the moon, must be the moon.

Generally, it's pretty simple to work out...if you are feeling in the slightest bit affectionate, they will be in a bad mood, and 'not tonight' will be the answer.

Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Generally, it's pretty simple to work out...if you are feeling in the slightest bit affectionate, they will be in a bad mood, and 'not tonight' will be the answer.

yep. . But then I spose the opposite can be true. I have that problem some mornings. Lying in bed with back locked up, headache, bad taste in my mouth only to be disturbed with anothers need to relieve an itch I didn't have. . for starters , my hips rarely get itchy,,,,and 2nd, I can reach my own hips should I feel the need to scratch.

Should probably be over in the joke section but is possibly applicable here.

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A Zoo Story

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did.... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife ,ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now.. Tell him you have a headache."