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Thread: A warning to the gentlemen ...
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11th May 2006, 08:40 PM #1
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A warning to the gentlemen ...
If using a heat rub to treat a sore elbow, do NOT apply said rub before going to the toilet ... or use the other hand
Richard
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11th May 2006, 08:45 PM #2
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A warning to the gentlemen .
Gentlemen?
Al
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11th May 2006, 08:51 PM #3
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Almost as bad as gtting it in yer eye. Tiger Balm is the worst...
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11th May 2006, 08:52 PM #4
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So Richard is now aware of what being in the hotseat really means
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11th May 2006, 08:56 PM #5
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That takes me back a bit
When merely an impetuous youf (!) I played Rugby for Jersey, and one of the initiation things was to spray some of the aerosol "Deep Heat" into a newbie's jocks when he was out on the field.
Post shower, and into the bar, the said newbie would soon start squirming, then, at an ever increasing tempo, start hopping about - hoots to watch - but a real live Bar-steward to be caught by
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11th May 2006, 08:56 PM #6
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I once chopped up a whole swag of chillies for a Thai Lamb Curry for a dinner party we were having. Hours later I went for a pee. Frick it hurt. I had to wash my old fella under the tap for 10 minutes before the pain subsided.
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11th May 2006, 08:59 PM #7
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And you loved every minute of it I bet?
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11th May 2006, 09:06 PM #8
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I have read, that Gentlemen actually pay for this kind of treatment.
Al :eek:
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12th May 2006, 12:46 AM #9
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A few drops of tobasco ( spelling) on the handle of the toilet door at a party gets some interesting looks from people who have just been.
Not that I would have ever been involved.
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12th May 2006, 12:46 AM #10
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12th May 2006, 08:30 PM #11
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Obviously none of you lot have been to a cooking course run by Lindey Milan of the Women's Weekly where you use chilli - everyone gets an extensive warning about what not to do after touching chillis & who not to touch
Oh, and milk or yoghurt is the best thing for chilli 'burns'. Can't help with Tiger Balm or Dencorub/Vicks etc.
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12th May 2006, 08:43 PM #12
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Cor! Nasty eh! Must remember that one :eek: Originally Posted by Ashore
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12th May 2006, 10:04 PM #13
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Vicks vapour rub does the same its a very different feeling one i will never have again
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