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    Default Have You Written To Santa Yet?

    Have You Written To Santa Yet and given him the list of goodies that you want?
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    nope, but he knows what i want. something along the lines of a vm100, disc sander and bench grinder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000 View Post
    nope, but he knows what i want. something along the lines of a vm100, disc sander and bench grinder.
    What? No workshop?

    I'd like some time in the shop, that'll do me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    What? No workshop?

    I'd like some time in the shop, that'll do me.
    i guess that would help.
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    Yeah, it came back, not known at this address.
    And I've been a good boy
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    Yeah, it came back, not known at this address.
    And I've been a good boy
    No sheep's stomach stuffed with blood and oatmeal for you then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    Yeah, it came back, not known at this address.
    And I've been a good boy
    Santa's notes:

    Iain was a naughty boy at the wood show giving poor Brendan a scare.

    Xmas pressie of a nice new Felder cancelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird View Post
    giving poor Brendan a scare.
    I thought that was the bright lights and fogged up beer goggles
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    yes, I asked for a new Economy and Government....the current ones are all busted up and broke!
    I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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    Even Santa would have trouble finding any that are capable of doing a good job. Maybe he could invent some who do it for the good of the nation rather than their own greater glory and wealth?

    Don't have to worry about woodwork with interest rates going up, can't afford the wood.

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    Well I was thinking of having a go at doing some pen turning and have been making noises to that effect. Even the assertion (correctly I hope) that the gear wouldn't even cost $100 hasn't been met with an enthusiastic response, yet.

    Now, what conniving can I get up to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith53 View Post

    Now, what conniving can I get up to?
    Wrong forum, we are all honest, straight as a die and would never, ever, ever, ever consider and form of corruption with SWMBO, even if my Rotex 150 does look like an angle grinder
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Santa Claus, yer barstard... where's me bloody bike?

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    Why is santa always so happy......



    He knows where all the naughty gilrs live
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Let's face it - any bloke who is constantly Ho Ho Ho-ing and is surrounded by little kids all "I want , gimme - gimmee now:mad::mad::mad:" has got to be a little sus when he doesn't bring all of the goodies to those of us who have been really goooooooood all year

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