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    Default why a trip to trend timbers ends with SWMBO getting a new phone

    hey all after looking fwd to going to trend timbers on saturday by myself
    I know sit here thinking it was not the smartest place to go by my self

    so here we we go with the maths
    1 bit of plantation manosany $12
    2 bits of jellutong $15 eatch
    1 big bit of dry camphor $72
    then thae off the 10% it worked out to around $80

    now the twist
    as im w8ing to go home on the train my phone rings
    I pick up and at same time i drop it and the bit of camphor
    phone hits the ground camphor hits phone

    so being the quick thinking Iam i get home take Swmbo out for lunch
    and over lunch I say
    I think I might go get use new phones
    as I didnt spend all the $ I had saved for the sale at trend timber
    thinking im in the good books

    cost of to new phones $198
    DANGER!!!!
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    hope the camphor didn't suffer much
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    So you got stuck twice in one day.........no three times

    Trend you paid what for Camphor looks only a small bit to ................to think we throw that size away at OTGA

    Mobile phone Co

    SWMBO

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    Dave, I thought you had committed the cardinal sin of dragging your poor unfortunate SWMBO around a timber yard, but no you did worse, you tried to damage the timber with the phone

    I'll have to make the long, long, (did I mention long), journey up to Trend timbers . . . probably much after the shed as I think the MBGitW is seeing thru my stories of "it's for the shed" and the timber shed is overflowing atm. I even found a dozen turning blanks of Huon & Celery Top pines, Paduk, Purpleheart, Leatherwood, Ironbark etc under a bench, were I had stashed them
    Pat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat View Post
    Dave, I thought you had committed the cardinal sin of dragging your poor unfortunate SWMBO around a timber yard, but no you did worse, you tried to damage the timber with the phone

    I'll have to make the long, long, (did I mention long), journey up to Trend timbers . . . probably much after the shed as I think the MBGitW is seeing thru my stories of "it's for the shed" and the timber shed is overflowing atm. I even found a dozen turning blanks of Huon & Celery Top pines, Paduk, Purpleheart, Leatherwood, Ironbark etc under a bench, were I had stashed them
    Halfway house is a good stop off point Pat that way I could accompany you to Trend make sure you don't get lost, don't buy to much and just share the time.

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    Reminds me of aauote of Kath & Kim:

    "I saved so much money by spening so much money, then I reckon I almost made money"...

    Nice save with SWMBO

    Now to make her a phone holder out of the camphor. 'Note how the phone fits this bit perfectly!'

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    You may have heard of the Protestant Ethic?

    That's working your way to salvation by means of labour in this world, and not exclusively through a religious vocation.

    Well there's Ern's Protestant Ethic of Consumption:

    1. You have to be dedicated to consumption and pursue it single-mindedly
    2. You have to pursue bargains, such that you're saving money by spending it
    3. Actions like stowing a case of red (or better, vintage port) under the house are virtuous since they're an investment and yield an increase in value

    So trashing a phone has to be reframed as getting a new model in a timely manner, one which does more and/or lasts longer and so better repays the investment.

    So nz_carver, your unconscious was at work here and acted virtuously.

    Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Halfway house is a good stop off point Pat that way I could accompany you to Trend make sure you don't get lost, don't buy to much and just share the time.
    Well, I might have to visit Hairy Forbes one day and with Trend just up the road . . . I'm sure Sue would enjoy quiet a few hours of peace Let me work out what I am doing work wise . . .
    Pat
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    camphor is
    490mm long
    44omm wide
    75 thick

    so what days we going to H&F pat?
    im looking for my new bandsaw if you can help point out what im looking for it wd be a big help
    DANGER!!!!
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    As a good a story as I've heard in a long time, NZ. Got to give top marks for that.

    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    You may have heard of the Protestant Ethic?

    That's working your way to salvation by means of labour in this world, and not exclusively through a religious vocation.

    Well there's Ern's Protestant Ethic of Consumption:

    1. You have to be dedicated to consumption and pursue it single-mindedly
    2. You have to pursue bargains, such that you're saving money by spending it
    3. Actions like stowing a case of red (or better, vintage port) under the house are virtuous since they're an investment and yield an increase in value

    So trashing a phone has to be reframed as getting a new model in a timely manner, one which does more and/or lasts longer and so better repays the investment.

    So nz_carver, your unconscious was at work here and acted virtuously.

    Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
    Could not have put that argument an y more succinctly Ern. Saving that for SWMBO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat View Post
    Well, I might have to visit Hairy Forbes one day and with Trend just up the road . . . I'm sure Sue would enjoy quiet a few hours of peace Let me work out what I am doing work wise . . .

    One day this coming Thursday Friday & Saturday is 3 Day Sale weekend OTGA there as usual making sawdust. I/we will be there at least one day.

    Trend just up the road at least you won't need an overnight stay like two North Sydney fellows you can handle the pace and distance.

    as in real work or shed work

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    OTGA ???? sounds like somthing I might like to know about
    Bowl basher
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowl-basher View Post
    OTGA ???? sounds like somthing I might like to know about
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    There will be demo's of Rose Engines etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowl-basher View Post
    OTGA ???? sounds like somthing I might like to know about
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    I'm guessing it's not the Orkney Tourist Guides Association or the Oregon Tribal Gaming Alliance.

    Other than that, I'm not sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    BB their web page Untitled Document

    There will be demo's of Rose Engines etc.
    beat me by seconds...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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