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    Wow, I had no idea "MacGyver" was still in...

    Wow, I had no idea "MacGyver" was still in production........
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    " You should see my...

    " You should see my Gopher..........er.........actually..........has ANYONE seen my Gopher.....? "
  3. Hi Corbs, I purchased a 96 Liberty wagon in 06...

    Hi Corbs,

    I purchased a 96 Liberty wagon in 06 with 285k on the clock. When I test drove it I noticed the clutch would shudder violently if using too much RPM on take-off, not slipping though.
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    Yep, at times I too am not a fan of the need for...

    Yep, at times I too am not a fan of the need for certification. Spent 17 yeas as a Motor Mechanic and have seen many talented individuals without qualifications undertake and complete major projects...
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    " Listen kid, I can stare all day...

    " Listen kid, I can stare all day too..........but rules are rules,.........no peanuts means NO TRICKS ."
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    " Hmmmm ,.......I wonder how that monkey got...

    " Hmmmm ,.......I wonder how that monkey got mummys special necklace that she wears for daddy at bedtime......."
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    Going with this one...........take it away...

    Going with this one...........take it away underfoot.......
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    Cheers Paul, fire away folks.......

    Cheers Paul,

    fire away folks.......
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    Looks like one of those Kama Citrus Tantric...

    Looks like one of those Kama Citrus Tantric thingies.............
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    ........when you can have a four wall...

    ........when you can have a four wall drive..........
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    .....not to be confused with Great...

    .....not to be confused with Great Wall................
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    Is that from a book titled " Dumbo and the...

    Is that from a book titled " Dumbo and the Elephant " ? .....he really is a dumb poacher.......or a dung poacher.....dumb dung.......
    ....... " Dumb Dung ,....Avon Calling "............
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    Booked in for acupuncture at 5:35 sharp.......

    Booked in for acupuncture at 5:35 sharp.......
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    One of natures kinky positions............its...

    One of natures kinky positions............its called the butt knot..........ideal for treesomes.............
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    " Is that a Lumber Puncture? "

    " Is that a Lumber Puncture? "
  16. Thread: On the Scale

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    Brings back recent physically hurtful memories...

    Brings back recent physically hurtful memories (nightmares ).

    I think I have learnt my lesson re the weight loss topic..........although future BAC may prove otherwise.......
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    Reckon he may have been the Mane course..... ...

    Reckon he may have been the Mane course.....

    Over to you Paul

    Hope everyone had a safe Easter break.
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    Will I be the st...........or the...

    Will I be the st...........or the ar..............?
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    Further update...........appears to be a...

    Further update...........appears to be a "Projection Weld Screw". Clamped to metal sheet, project etc. then current passed through to fuse or weld in place permanently........
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    IMO, the one on the left is not a mower blade...

    IMO, the one on the left is not a mower blade bolt. I believe "1/4 would be too small diameter wise. Most mower bolts are "7/16 or "3/8. It seems to me that the "nipples" would be for biting into a...
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    Cheers muchly Alex............

    Cheers muchly Alex............
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    "You put $50 on Carlton to win a game this...

    "You put $50 on Carlton to win a game this year........? Baaahahahaha....."
  23. Thread: Breasts

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    Not only that, my dogs would go insane looking...

    Not only that, my dogs would go insane looking for that squeaky toy...............
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    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit...

    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit the floor......fight over.....
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    Not so smart weight loss advice.......

    SWMBO had been struggling for some time with her "War on Calories". Needless to say, a sensitive subject for her and being extremely self-conscious, it came to the point where it affected every...
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    Perhaps a tad falcon dangerous, yet extremely...

    Perhaps a tad falcon dangerous, yet extremely af-ford-able.........!!
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    When you're not having a Goodyear, you just gotta...

    When you're not having a Goodyear, you just gotta roll with the punctures................
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    "Hey Dad! I wanna show ya how the milkman does...

    "Hey Dad! I wanna show ya how the milkman does it, then I'll show ya how the postie does it, then the plumber............"
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    So that's what they mean by " Crutching ".......

    So that's what they mean by " Crutching ".......
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    I hope these two are...

    I hope these two are micro-chimped..................after the Mardi Gra some have been known to become directionally challenged...........
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    Err.......is it a Femispherical Hypnotic Exercise...

    Err.......is it a Femispherical Hypnotic Exercise ??


    "Number seventeen, Dancig Queen"........................Got it ..........."Bingo"............
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    I will fess up & admit to being a long suffering...

    I will fess up & admit to being a long suffering pies fan........interest in the game has somewhat waned in it's transition from being a "sport" turned into a "business".

    Gotta be honest and yes I...
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    Is this the Collingwood backline conducting a...

    Is this the Collingwood backline conducting a post-match analysis after Friday's thrashing by Fremantle?
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    Nice dress, shame about the Barqa...

    Nice dress, shame about the Barqa though...........
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    Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with...

    Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with stihl-nox................"

    All yours doug3030.....
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    Thank you Sawdust Maker, Try this one..........

    Thank you Sawdust Maker,

    Try this one..........
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    " I was on my way to deliver this petrol station,...

    " I was on my way to deliver this petrol station, when the car in front braked suddenly......"
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    "......but I won't hew that! "

    "......but I won't hew that! "
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    CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."

    CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."
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    " The Climb-it control seems a little...

    " The Climb-it control seems a little unsteady...."
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    Could there really be life beyond Uranus?

    Could there really be life beyond Uranus?
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    Sadly that attitude remains however there are...

    Sadly that attitude remains however there are some quite reasonable smurfs among the ranks. Seems some though have nothing better to do than irritate the troops on the ground for the pettiest of...
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    As I understand, via the bush telegraph, you're...

    As I understand, via the bush telegraph, you're in van 30.............questionable history that one wouldn't you say S3e&e?

    UV light may well confirm or dispel certain "rumours" however if you...
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    A great example of one who has erased the "dis"...

    A great example of one who has erased the "dis" and marched forward with the ability.
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    Working with spanners

    Got this one in an email the other day , too good not to be shared...... I think the gentleman's name is John Piccoli, from the Boort area in...
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    Failing Vision

    Hi All, been going over some old posts regarding helmets, lenses, eyesight etc. I use a Speedglas utility and, over time have also noticed the eyes are not what they used to be! Well I ran out of the...
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    Cheers mate, much appreciated. Not yet had time...

    Cheers mate, much appreciated. Not yet had time to go through this yet. Couple of slabs of frothies, a weekend, and will take in as much as possible! (Info AND Frothies!) Pete.
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    Thanks Kryn, very sound and seemingly very...

    Thanks Kryn, very sound and seemingly very educated advice. Initial thought was "Only 1.6mm, wouldn't take much to fold that, surely." Yet the majority of my background is repairing motor vehicles,...
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    Thanks malb, that was what I had also considered,...

    Thanks malb, that was what I had also considered, cut to size, take to a fabrication shop and have them bend for me. Cheers, Pete
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    Thanks RedShirtGuy, some good ideas in those...

    Thanks RedShirtGuy, some good ideas in those links. Correct, "Brake" was the word I was after, the space between the ears just couldn't find it at the time!
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