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    I got one of those in my thumb about 20 years...

    I got one of those in my thumb about 20 years ago. We can be slot brothers.:2tsup:
  2. Thread: 4 Big Blokes.

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    Sheriffs do not have anything to do with rego. ...

    Sheriffs do not have anything to do with rego. They are using ANPR (Automatic number plate recognition) to identify vehicles owned by people with outstanding warrants for unpaid fines. if one...
  3. Thread: I'm Baaaaack...

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    Nah, not crook mate, just born with an arm...

    Nah, not crook mate, just born with an arm deformity. He is great though, loves his footy and beats up his sisters regularly so it doesn't limit him much.
  4. Thread: I'm Baaaaack...

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    Thanks for the welcome guys and for the slightly...

    Thanks for the welcome guys and for the slightly modified generic welcome crowie... :q

    Can't argue with "old timer", I have never been as old as I am now.

    The "family" is no more. Obviously I...
  5. Try CWS:CWS Store - Elegant Beauty Australian...

    Try CWS:CWS Store - Elegant Beauty Australian Rose Gold/ Black Titanium | Carroll's Woodcraft Supplies
  6. Thread: I'm Baaaaack...

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    I'm Baaaaack...

    Haven't been here for a while so I thought I'd stick something in this bit!

    I'm Dan, was in country VIC last time I was on here but in Melbourne now. Have not had much of a chance to do a lot of...
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    Trash?:rolleyes: Pavement? :rolleyes: Admit...

    Trash?:rolleyes:
    Pavement? :rolleyes:

    Admit it, you're a closet septic...
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    Skew, When did you move out here from the...

    Skew,

    When did you move out here from the USA?

    Dan
  9. Thread: Goodbye From Me

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    Brendan, I for one think you should just get...

    Brendan,

    I for one think you should just get the Admins to change your screen name to Brendan and stay. If you can't get back, we'll miss you.

    All the best in your new pursuits.

    Dan
    ...
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    Anyone who uses an angle grinder without guards...

    Anyone who uses an angle grinder without guards is someone who's never seen a blade explode. I have had a 9" blade bite and explode and the only thing that saved my nuts was the guard. Out front, a...
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    If you order, they give you several shipping...

    If you order, they give you several shipping options, including costs. Your order is not final until you accept a shipping option. If the shipping is too dear, you simply cancel the order. There...
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    My deepest sympathies, Mick. Dan

    My deepest sympathies, Mick.

    Dan
  13. Thread: Shooting Rabbits

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    Grunt, A .22 will cover the 700 metres in...

    Grunt,

    A .22 will cover the 700 metres in about a second or two. Get a Shotgun, use a reasonably small shot and always shoot on a downward trajectory and you wont bother the neighbours with...
  14. Thread: 15500 Members

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    So now that you know it is drivel, you don't have...

    So now that you know it is drivel, you don't have to look at it if you don't want to.
  15. Thread: 15500 Members

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    Do you think none of us remember the days when...

    Do you think none of us remember the days when you were just an everyday member like us Al?:;

    I recall a time when you were the preeminent hijacker of the forums.:o

    I don't care about the...
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    Made a toolmakers clamp doing trade school during...

    Made a toolmakers clamp doing trade school during my apprenticeship. It is still one of my most used tools. Handy for everything.

    Dan
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    Never underestimate the criminal ingenuity of a...

    Never underestimate the criminal ingenuity of a scrote. They can and will use any means to gain entry.:~
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    Get a door bolt that is about three feet long. ...

    Get a door bolt that is about three feet long. No need for bending then. The hole in the floor will need to be occasionally vaccuumed out.

    Dan
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    Yes, OC spray is standard issue. BUT The...

    Yes, OC spray is standard issue.

    BUT

    The effective range of OC is two metres. Would you stand two metres away from a bloke with an axe in his hand, which would give him about 1.86378589753...
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    Barmah Sawmill still uses a swing saw to give...

    Barmah Sawmill still uses a swing saw to give them a square side on the logs.

    Dan
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    See your chainsaw and raise you one axe... ...

    See your chainsaw and raise you one axe...

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=228467
  22. Thread: Things you hate

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    Get some big orange garbage bags from the...

    Get some big orange garbage bags from the supermarket and line the bottom bag with it. :roll:

    I hate that I haven't even looked in my shed for the last year.

    Dan
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    :? :? :?

    :? :? :?
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    I'm still trying to figure out what mine means...

    I'm still trying to figure out what mine means...
  25. Same here. They're a bit backwards in Tasmania.

    Same here. They're a bit backwards in Tasmania.
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    Ugly as a hat full of aresholes. Head like a...

    Ugly as a hat full of aresholes.

    Head like a smashed crab.
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    Bout bluddy time.

    Bout bluddy time.
  28. Thread: Interesting

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    Not amazing, it's farking horrible. Dan

    Not amazing, it's farking horrible.

    Dan
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    Poll: The inevitable poll - The layout - old or new?

    For or against.
  30. Thread: The new layout

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    I think ALL the changes are freaking horrible. ...

    I think ALL the changes are freaking horrible.

    I'm sorry Neil but the whole baby poo yellowy brown colour scheme is drab as hell and now the avatars etc up top, can some one find me a projectile...
  31. Thread: Silver Soldering

    by DanP
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    Give it a go and see what happens.

    Give it a go and see what happens.
  32. Thread: CA Glue Failure

    by DanP
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    Wot he said... ('Cept the accellerator) ...

    Wot he said...

    ('Cept the accellerator)

    Dan
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    Local bloke who is about 90 not out and has sold...

    Local bloke who is about 90 not out and has sold and repaired saws all his life won't sell anything but the Oleo-Mac now.

    Says he sold a couple of pros a saw each, one Husky and one the Mac, at...
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    Platinum tickets to the first day/nighter in...

    Platinum tickets to the first day/nighter in Melbourne. :D

    Dan
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    Roll on boxing day.... Carn the Aussies... ...

    Roll on boxing day....

    Carn the Aussies...

    Merry Christmas you lot.

    Dan
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    We got about 15 - 20mm here, enough to knock the...

    We got about 15 - 20mm here, enough to knock the fire down a bit, but you'd need about 100mm to really put a dent in it. Interested to see how much WB got.

    Should give the boys a well earned...
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    Been pretty gusty here too. Hopefully they get...

    Been pretty gusty here too. Hopefully they get enough rain to knock the go out of the fires. We're getting a bit of rain here now. Not enough to even wet a big fire but it's better than the...
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    The latest radar. Looks good to come through...

    The latest radar. Looks good to come through your area.
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    Looking at the radar there should be a good bit...

    Looking at the radar there should be a good bit of rain coming over, Rob. We just had a fine sprinkle but there looks to be plenty coming through Nagambie and Shepparton, which should come through...
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    Do you really think a car dealer would allow a 19...

    Do you really think a car dealer would allow a 19 year old kid to illegally test drive one of it's cars. Write off the insurance if they do...

    Dan
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    HA!! Rob, Could you head out and find...

    HA!!



    Rob, Could you head out and find the nearest CFA/DSE bloke and tap him on the shoulder and tell them to get wriggle on? I'm getting smoked out up here...:rolleyes:

    Dan

    PS I...
  42. Thread: Here he is...

    by DanP
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    Hi again, Thanks for the kind wishes. Mum...

    Hi again,

    Thanks for the kind wishes.

    Mum and Jake are now home. The girls are getting used to his existence and as yet have not tried to 'off' him by feeding him something (we are expecting...
  43. Thread: Here he is...

    by DanP
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    Here he is...

    Hi you lot.

    Haven't been here since 2/11 and I'm glad to see you all missed me.

    Part of the reason I was AWOL is this little bundle that MrsP just produced.

    Jake Daniel, born on 5/12/2006...
  44. Thread: Puzzle

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    This one's a bit more gettable.

    This one's a bit more gettable.
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    He claims that he holds title to it.

    He claims that he holds title to it.
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    He must be from Pakenham Upper...

    He must be from Pakenham Upper...
  47. Thread: Dont ask...

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    I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on...

    I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on then a coupla darkies in the cavity would be just the ticket. Either that or the letter box is an old favourite. Higher degree of difficulty but well...
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    BTW what did the Sheep Pluckers make in the end. ...

    BTW what did the Sheep Pluckers make in the end. I got bored and went to bed at 6/36.

    Dan
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    I seem to remember a bit of this going on before...

    I seem to remember a bit of this going on before the last ashes...:eek:

    Dan
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    :eek::eek::eek:

    :eek::eek::eek:
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