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Terry, I don't have any bowl blanks at present but lots of B.P. pen blanks, if you are interested.
Regards

Woodie, I used to get mine off a guy named stumpy solley but sadly he's passed on but he sold it to me as pink silky and/or rose silky, thats the problem with using common names. Can't work the...

Along the same line my mate reckons his wife never opens her eyes during sex as she hates to see him enjoy himself !!!!!! :D

Cliffy, you obviously need this set up as no one can see the top of your lathe LOL. Were coming up sometime in Jan to see the Crocs choke your Snakes and pick up a load of Honduras Mahogony I bought...

Thanks squiz, in my case its SWIBT,but lets not go there, if it was not for all the nice woodworking machinery she gets as presents how would my hobby progress. She loved the new 60 " bar that fitted...

Life [Parents] can be cruel at times, knew a bloke from Canberra , once named Richard Holder and a bloke at work, Bobby Bates and he is allways master. Just for my info what does SWMBO mean refering...

Good to see you got home ok, when we left the whole show was over and there was cliffie, still turning. Can you send me a PM on how to do the picture, and if you go to Longreach will you have any...

Mathew, you are moving to the real world now where there is real BEER even though we dont own it any more, bring all your stuff you can buy the transformers here and you have a much superior lathe...

Hey Cliffy, were going as usuall, bringing a ladder so I can have a go at using your lathe, [ LOL] got a call from Ken Wraight last night and he wants me to bring him a load of timber down, real...

Hey, Mikko why would you want to buy light weight kiwi stuff when you could get a pommy VB36, from what I have read they could be one of the best in the world and they are just across the ditch from...

115mm grinder fitted with a wire brush from supercheap auto.

The actual word is VOLVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah thanks for the reply. I do everything that you have mentioned and only use it for filling cracks in woodturning, but at $20 a bottle x 3 bottles i wanted to try and save it. I will give the...

Hey Cliffey, I hope you guys are going to explain what all that means to the Mexicans and the Westerners that are reading this!

Does anyone know how to thin out super glue that has thickened slightly in the bottle?
Any help appreciated.

Thats a worry, gave her a 3hp hitachi router for last xmas. Hope i dont get one of these tool kits

Its starting to get cold, only one game to go|||||||||||||:D

Hi guys, just found your replies. Kids will only give me 10 mins so i will get back to you both.
Regards Richard.

I would suggest you start with your customs agent and AQUIS to see what they will let you bring in.

Seasons greeting's, . If you make it to paradise, make sure you drop in.
Regards Richard.

Santa was working furiously in the lead up to Christmas and this angel popped in and asked when he was going to put up his Christmas tree. Cant you see how busy i am trying to wrap all these presents...

Been feeling a bit crook lately, so off to the quack i went and he checked me all over and said it is caused by food and sent me to a dietician. She spent weeks getting to the root cause of my...

About 12-18 mths ago there was a plan in the Australian Woodworker for a home built one. I will try and find the correct issue and let you know.
Regards Richard.

Hi Guy's, thanks for the replies. I've been up in the forest chasing some odditys.
Doorstop, as soon as I can sort out the logistics I will contact you.
Thanks again.

Does anyone in the deeeep south have any timber called London Plane? Willing to buy or swap either NQ rainforest or dryland timbers for some.
Regards from the sunny north.

A little old lady was lonely so she went to a pet shop and decided to buy a parrot.
There was only one parrot there and the pet shop owner would not sell it to her because it was previously owned by...

My 2 bob's worth, I remember a few years ago a bloke was sawing on a ripsaw bench, the timber was closing on the blade so he pulled it back towards him and he pulled the riving knife back into the...

Hi guys, someone forgot to explain that those Lennox blades from Henry Bros, are BI-METAL blades and that is why they appear expensive.For my big saw I use their 1.5" X 1 TPI. to cut up to 500mm...

Ian and that old lump of wood forgot the two things that only we in Qld make,' RUM', BUNDY and BEENLEIGH, nough said.
One last thing WHERE IS BRUCE?.

Bruce, any further info on dates as Townsville is possibly interested.

Iain, does not make sense at all.
Us North Queenslanders wear thongs, eh.
Now we just have to find Bruce and buy him a pair.

Ern, Mobilcer M is still around but it is a lot thinner than it used to be, now suitable for spray appplication. You just have to put on two coats. It is now made by a company called Fosroc and we...

A rather large well dressed female walked into a bar and raised her right arm displaying a big hairy arm pit and asked "Which one of you gentlemen is going to buy me a drink?"
An old drunk sitting...

Why not a new kitchen so she can continue to keep you happy.

Hi Bruce, welcome to the real part of AUS. Drink enough XXXX and you will soon learn the lingo.
Regards from the sunny north.

(this is Richard daughter (shhh!))
ok, there is this blonde and she walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair style cut. Upon sitting in the chair she puts on a set of headphones. ...

A bloke walked into an expensive looking bar. He asks the barman "how much for a beer?" The barman replies "oh mate, thats gonna cost you heaps," the customer says "oh yeah, well um how much." The...

Ang, just ignore the big lump of wood. Found a company in Brisbane called Dana Ridge who sell all these type of knobs. They were extremely helpfull and a pleasure to do business with,[ alot of other...

John, a word of caution re using coolite as a base for sanding sealer. Have a good friend here that used to use that method. His memory suddenly started to go away and the doctors linked it to this...

Is that the same as
*Why are brides allways dressed in white!
*so they match the rest of the kitchen appliances!~

Kev, the next thing you need to do is to be able to recognise when the blade is getting blunt. I keep a stock of 50 x 50 hardwood at the saw and I count in seconds how long it takes to dock a piece...

These three men caught a mermaid and the mermaid says if they let her go, she would grant them all a wish each.
So the first man says - I wish to be 25% smarter. And so the mermaid says - Ok - you...

Hi DJ, drop us contact details we should be able to help [email protected]

This I was told by my daughter.

A blonde walks into an electrical store. When approached by the sales assistant she says "I would like to buy this television," the sales assistant replies "I am...

This I was told from my daughter.

A pregnant lady was in a car accident- she was nearly full term. The lady went into a coma and the doctors had to deliver the babies to save them. The lady's...

Peter,
Tell us more about why you want to rout aluminium, can be a very dangerous practise.
Regards Richard.

Bustin' out!

Iain,
Havn't you heard of the old saying "measure twice, and cut once?" Bet your not the first to do this and you certainly won't be the last!!Pretty big of you to admit to it in this forum.
...

A lady took her son to the doctor to arrange to have him circumcised, and on arrival the doctor noticed the child had no eye lids.I can fix that problem for the child, he told the mother. I will use...

Hi guys, re the above,
Don't confuse Qld Maple with its brother, Maple Silkwood. They are both Flindersias and grow side by side, but have totally different colour and working properties.
As I cut...