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17th October 2013, 09:48 PM
Thread: It finally stopped bleeding...
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I got one of those in my thumb about 20 years...
I got one of those in my thumb about 20 years ago. We can be slot brothers.:2tsup:
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17th October 2013, 09:42 PM
Thread: 4 Big Blokes.
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Sheriffs do not have anything to do with rego. ...
Sheriffs do not have anything to do with rego. They are using ANPR (Automatic number plate recognition) to identify vehicles owned by people with outstanding warrants for unpaid fines. if one...
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27th August 2013, 03:43 PM
Thread: I'm Baaaaack...
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Nah, not crook mate, just born with an arm...
Nah, not crook mate, just born with an arm deformity. He is great though, loves his footy and beats up his sisters regularly so it doesn't limit him much.
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27th August 2013, 01:46 PM
Thread: I'm Baaaaack...
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Thanks for the welcome guys and for the slightly...
Thanks for the welcome guys and for the slightly modified generic welcome crowie... :q
Can't argue with "old timer", I have never been as old as I am now.
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26th August 2013, 08:27 PM
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Try CWS:CWS Store - Elegant Beauty Australian...
Try CWS:CWS Store - Elegant Beauty Australian Rose Gold/ Black Titanium | Carroll's Woodcraft Supplies
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26th August 2013, 08:04 PM
Thread: I'm Baaaaack...
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I'm Baaaaack...
Haven't been here for a while so I thought I'd stick something in this bit!
I'm Dan, was in country VIC last time I was on here but in Melbourne now. Have not had much of a chance to do a lot of... -
4th May 2007, 07:38 PM
Thread: Hard Trash Collection and Ferals
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Trash?:rolleyes: Pavement? :rolleyes: Admit...
Trash?:rolleyes:
Pavement? :rolleyes:
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4th May 2007, 03:45 PM
Thread: Hard Trash Collection and Ferals
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Skew, When did you move out here from the...
Skew,
When did you move out here from the USA?
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25th April 2007, 12:15 AM
Thread: Goodbye From Me
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Brendan, I for one think you should just get...
Brendan,
I for one think you should just get the Admins to change your screen name to Brendan and stay. If you can't get back, we'll miss you.
All the best in your new pursuits.
Dan
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15th April 2007, 02:39 PM
Thread: Angle Grinders and Gloves
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Anyone who uses an angle grinder without guards...
Anyone who uses an angle grinder without guards is someone who's never seen a blade explode. I have had a 9" blade bite and explode and the only thing that saved my nuts was the guard. Out front, a...
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15th April 2007, 02:08 PM
Thread: Buying direct from Lee Valley
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If you order, they give you several shipping...
If you order, they give you several shipping options, including costs. Your order is not final until you accept a shipping option. If the shipping is too dear, you simply cancel the order. There...
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15th April 2007, 02:02 PM
Thread: Goodbye, my darling
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My deepest sympathies, Mick. Dan
My deepest sympathies, Mick.
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6th April 2007, 08:50 PM
Thread: Shooting Rabbits
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Grunt, A .22 will cover the 700 metres in...
Grunt,
A .22 will cover the 700 metres in about a second or two. Get a Shotgun, use a reasonably small shot and always shoot on a downward trajectory and you wont bother the neighbours with... -
24th March 2007, 12:47 PM
Thread: 15500 Members
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So now that you know it is drivel, you don't have...
So now that you know it is drivel, you don't have to look at it if you don't want to.
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24th March 2007, 11:33 AM
Thread: 15500 Members
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Do you think none of us remember the days when...
Do you think none of us remember the days when you were just an everyday member like us Al?:;
I recall a time when you were the preeminent hijacker of the forums.:o
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22nd February 2007, 01:17 PM
Thread: The handiest M/work tool you have made?
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Made a toolmakers clamp doing trade school during...
Made a toolmakers clamp doing trade school during my apprenticeship. It is still one of my most used tools. Handy for everything.
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22nd February 2007, 12:54 PM
Thread: Security for the elderly
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Never underestimate the criminal ingenuity of a...
Never underestimate the criminal ingenuity of a scrote. They can and will use any means to gain entry.:~
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22nd February 2007, 12:52 PM
Thread: Security for the elderly
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Get a door bolt that is about three feet long. ...
Get a door bolt that is about three feet long. No need for bending then. The hole in the floor will need to be occasionally vaccuumed out.
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22nd February 2007, 12:42 PM
Thread: Police disarm man with chainsaw
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Yes, OC spray is standard issue. BUT The...
Yes, OC spray is standard issue.
BUT
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21st February 2007, 01:32 PM
Thread: for sale on ebay (no not mine) -eek!
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Barmah Sawmill still uses a swing saw to give...
Barmah Sawmill still uses a swing saw to give them a square side on the logs.
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21st February 2007, 01:07 PM
Thread: Police disarm man with chainsaw
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See your chainsaw and raise you one axe... ...
See your chainsaw and raise you one axe...
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21st February 2007, 11:56 AM
Thread: Things you hate
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Get some big orange garbage bags from the...
Get some big orange garbage bags from the supermarket and line the bottom bag with it. :roll:
I hate that I haven't even looked in my shed for the last year.
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30th January 2007, 09:41 PM
Thread: Clogged Micro Sprays
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:? :? :?
:? :? :?
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30th January 2007, 09:15 PM
Thread: Forum Members - User Names
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I'm still trying to figure out what mine means...
I'm still trying to figure out what mine means...
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24th January 2007, 08:30 PM
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Same here. They're a bit backwards in Tasmania.
Same here. They're a bit backwards in Tasmania.
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24th January 2007, 07:32 PM
Thread: Whats your favourate Aussie Slang?
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Ugly as a hat full of aresholes. Head like a...
Ugly as a hat full of aresholes.
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24th January 2007, 07:10 PM
Thread: The Code of Practice
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Bout bluddy time.
Bout bluddy time.
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20th January 2007, 05:02 PM
Thread: Interesting
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Not amazing, it's farking horrible. Dan
Not amazing, it's farking horrible.
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13th January 2007, 10:20 AM
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Poll: The inevitable poll - The layout - old or new?
For or against.
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13th January 2007, 09:16 AM
Thread: The new layout
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I think ALL the changes are freaking horrible. ...
I think ALL the changes are freaking horrible.
I'm sorry Neil but the whole baby poo yellowy brown colour scheme is drab as hell and now the avatars etc up top, can some one find me a projectile... -
8th January 2007, 11:22 PM
Thread: Silver Soldering
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Give it a go and see what happens.
Give it a go and see what happens.
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6th January 2007, 09:35 PM
Thread: CA Glue Failure
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Wot he said... ('Cept the accellerator) ...
Wot he said...
('Cept the accellerator)
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3rd January 2007, 10:01 AM
Thread: Oleo-Mac 936 chainsaw
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Local bloke who is about 90 not out and has sold...
Local bloke who is about 90 not out and has sold and repaired saws all his life won't sell anything but the Oleo-Mac now.
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25th December 2006, 11:12 PM
Thread: So what did Santa leave under your tree ??
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Platinum tickets to the first day/nighter in...
Platinum tickets to the first day/nighter in Melbourne. :D
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25th December 2006, 11:06 PM
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Roll on boxing day.... Carn the Aussies... ...
Roll on boxing day....
Carn the Aussies...
Merry Christmas you lot.
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23rd December 2006, 11:09 AM
Thread: Bushfires near Tolmie
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We got about 15 - 20mm here, enough to knock the...
We got about 15 - 20mm here, enough to knock the fire down a bit, but you'd need about 100mm to really put a dent in it. Interested to see how much WB got.
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22nd December 2006, 04:40 PM
Thread: Bushfires near Tolmie
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Been pretty gusty here too. Hopefully they get...
Been pretty gusty here too. Hopefully they get enough rain to knock the go out of the fires. We're getting a bit of rain here now. Not enough to even wet a big fire but it's better than the...
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22nd December 2006, 03:46 PM
Thread: Bushfires near Tolmie
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The latest radar. Looks good to come through...
The latest radar. Looks good to come through your area.
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22nd December 2006, 03:43 PM
Thread: Bushfires near Tolmie
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Looking at the radar there should be a good bit...
Looking at the radar there should be a good bit of rain coming over, Rob. We just had a fine sprinkle but there looks to be plenty coming through Nagambie and Shepparton, which should come through...
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20th December 2006, 01:33 PM
Thread: Test driving may be on hold at Bundoora?
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Do you really think a car dealer would allow a 19...
Do you really think a car dealer would allow a 19 year old kid to illegally test drive one of it's cars. Write off the insurance if they do...
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12th December 2006, 11:05 AM
Thread: Bushfires near Tolmie
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HA!! Rob, Could you head out and find...
HA!!
Rob, Could you head out and find the nearest CFA/DSE bloke and tap him on the shoulder and tell them to get wriggle on? I'm getting smoked out up here...:rolleyes:
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11th December 2006, 05:54 PM
Thread: Here he is...
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Hi again, Thanks for the kind wishes. Mum...
Hi again,
Thanks for the kind wishes.
Mum and Jake are now home. The girls are getting used to his existence and as yet have not tried to 'off' him by feeding him something (we are expecting... -
10th December 2006, 08:30 PM
Thread: Here he is...
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Here he is...
Hi you lot.
Haven't been here since 2/11 and I'm glad to see you all missed me.
Part of the reason I was AWOL is this little bundle that MrsP just produced.
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This one's a bit more gettable.
This one's a bit more gettable.
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2nd November 2006, 10:13 AM
Thread: 1/2 acre going cheap???
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He claims that he holds title to it.
He claims that he holds title to it.
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2nd November 2006, 10:03 AM
Thread: For the bikies...beware
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He must be from Pakenham Upper...
He must be from Pakenham Upper...
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2nd November 2006, 09:53 AM
Thread: Dont ask...
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I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on...
I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on then a coupla darkies in the cavity would be just the ticket. Either that or the letter box is an old favourite. Higher degree of difficulty but well...
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2nd November 2006, 09:38 AM
Thread: Not long till the Ashes
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BTW what did the Sheep Pluckers make in the end. ...
BTW what did the Sheep Pluckers make in the end. I got bored and went to bed at 6/36.
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2nd November 2006, 09:37 AM
Thread: Not long till the Ashes
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I seem to remember a bit of this going on before...
I seem to remember a bit of this going on before the last ashes...:eek:
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23rd October 2006, 10:37 AM
Thread: Why do Wimmin Where Make-Up and Perfume?
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