The silent treatment

[RicB]

You guys obviously bought the wrong software. I bought the "Do your own thing" software package years ago. It has two licences, one for the missus and one for me. Whilst I'm in the shed doing my own thing she is indoors (or shopping) doing her own thing. Never had a freeze or had to reboot.

[johnc]

You guys obviously bought the wrong software. I bought the "Do your own thing" software package years ago. It has two licences, one for the missus and one for me. Whilst I'm in the shed doing my own thing she is indoors (or shopping) doing her own thing. Never had a freeze or had to reboot.

Sounds like "she indoors V1.1b" is the operating software, while the shed software is a freeware add on that can be disabled on command.

[A Duke]

"Virus Woman" aka Wife: Get rid of her now and you will lose half of what you've got, put up with her and she'll get it all.
From a list of the types of woman around, thought it might be appropriate here.
Happy love life

[Onezero]

The silent treatment has ended. Was good while it lasted though. Why do women have to talk all the time? Honestly, there is nothing wrong with silence! It doesn't have to be ruined by useless questions or a list of things to do.

It's almost impossible to weld AND watch two kids under 4. She wants gates, but doesn't give me the time to build them...

[SAISAY]

The silent treatment has ended. Was good while it lasted though. Why do women have to talk all the time? Honestly, there is nothing wrong with silence! It doesn't have to be ruined by useless questions or a list of things to do.

It's almost impossible to weld AND watch two kids under 4. She wants gates, but doesn't give me the time to build them...

WHOA
It is not just impossible, it is downright dangerous for both you and the kids!!
How are you going to survive the next 20 years if it is like that already?
Seems like you need to have a long talk about teamwork (US not ME and YOU)
Thank goodness we have the "Do your own thing software".
Cheers
Wolffie

[Robson Valley]

There is a really uncommon app called "Participant." Mine came equipped with power tools. The subroutines: "Really Good Cook" and "Good Bird Huntress" are nice, too.

[graemet]

Puts me in mind of the two blokes fishing. One says "I think I'll get divorced, my wife hasn't spoken to me for 3 weeks" His mate replies" Don't be too rash, women like that are hard to find."

[RETIRED]

Keep it nice kiddies.

[FenceFurniture]

...There is no way I can remove a wall in the kitchen without a shop vac to clean up all the mess.

One of these shop vacs from Aldis is exactly what you need. Rather loud you see, able to well and truly drown out any extraneous noise from the sidelines, and cheap enough to circumvent complaints from the Finance Minister. Available on Saturday 6th June too, so an early fix!
$89 Shop Vac is back

[Robson Valley]

Too funny! I can recall a conversation, a hen party, where they were complaining about why house vacuum cleaners don't work as well as a ShopVac.
"Dear, the hearing protectors will crush your hand-crafted, 24kt earrings."

[RicB]

Hmm, where did my post go.... surely this forum isn't that prudish

[RETIRED]

Hmm, where did my post go.... surely this forum isn't that prudish

We had a few complaints.

[Scott]

Oh dear, I think we've all got the "inch and mile" software. Harmless when confined to single cohorts however when it's memory leaks then it becomes "misconstrued and misunderstood" software. It's only contained when the "wield the big axe" software is lurking which then deploys the "pull your head in" virus scanner and cleaner.

[SAISAY]

Oh dear, I think we've all caught the "inch and mile" software. Harmless when confined to single cohorts however when it's memory leaks then it becomes "misconstrued and misunderstood" software. It's only contained when the "wield the big axe" software is lurking which then deploys the "pull your head in" virus scanner and cleaner.

???????
Wolffie