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    I have an electric mower. It starts first time every time for my wife.
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    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    I've got a Toro ride on, still get plenty of exercise going round the fence line with the whipper snipper. There's also a couple of areas that the ride on isn't suitable for (under low trees) that I do with the lawnmower.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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    My partner decided that the electric mower was too noisy and she didn't like it, so she went and bought a push mower to get the exercise. Guess who the silly mug is that now has to mow the lawn. Fortunately it doesn't grow that well, and only needs mowing 3-4 times a year.
    Kryn

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    My partner decided that the electric mower was too noisy and she didn't like it, so she went and bought a push mower to get the exercise. Guess who the silly mug is that now has to mow the lawn.
    Kryn
    Too noisy - electric............

    Put on some music and turn up the volume
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Too noisy - electric............

    Put on some music and turn up the volume

    She complains about the electric blower vac and my country music from the shed, it's not loud. I've given her a new nickname, Never, as her surname is Goodenough.

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    sounds like my neighbour

    I know when she's got a hangover as she complains that the music from the shed is too loud - and this is in the middle of the day
    so I turn it down and slowly increase the volume over the next week

    I think I might start complaining about her smoking

    Oh to live on about 50 - 100 acres
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    sounds like my neighbour

    I know when she's got a hangover as she complains that the music from the shed is too loud - and this is in the middle of the day
    so I turn it down and slowly increase the volume over the next week

    I think I might start complaining about her smoking

    Oh to live on about 50 - 100 acres
    Amen to that!

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    I live on 80 acres. The idiot tenant across the road decided to sight in his rifle. The bullet missed the target and whistled past my ear while I was servicing my car about 200m away, in the middle of my own property! I like guns, but not in the hands of idiots.
    Life on acreage is not always a bed of roses.

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