penguin on holiday

[Rod Smith]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Northern Territory when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and see oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in NT, decides that something cold would hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the petrol station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal!"

"No, no" the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "Its just ice cream!"

[Tim the Timber Turner]

Great Joke

[John Saxton]

Must have been a fairy penguin!

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Johnno