Motorcycle advertisement

[Mirboo]

Some of you might find this amusing. Some of you might even be able to relate to it.

[Dickiejim]

Soooooo true

Reminds me of the time I asked what she would like for her birthday and she said she didn't want me to get anything, so I didn't. Biiiiiiggggg mistake

[Bob38S]

Reminds me of buying my wife a hedge trimmer for Christmas..........

She had told me she would like a little something gold.

Well, the trigger on the hedge trimmer was gold coloured which I thought was close enough.

She did not see the funny side at all - a couple of months later and $$$$ she had her gold.... had to wait a little longer to get that next must have tool.....

[rrich]

Just after Nikon had upgraded their camera line from the F-TN, I said to SWMBO that I was going to order a Nikon FTN. (Used but from a supplier that I trusted.) When SWMBO didn't hear or understand what was said, she would just say "OK".

When the camera arrived a few days later the argument ended with, "Well if you didn't hear, why did you say "OK"?"

[Iain]

"Well if you didn't hear, why did you say "OK"?"

When you are wrong you are wrong, when she is wrong you are wrong, when she is right you are wrong................

[Jim Carroll]

What a sook, he has already gone to the trouble to purchase the bike. And he has had it for a month
Just tell her to get over with it and move on.

Have bike will travel.

What else will she make him get rid of.

[billbeee]

He's either a poor sod or a good marketing man.

I used to leave trade a boat style magazines in the toilet with circles around multi thousand dollar yachts for sale. Later I would mention I was thinking of a new $700 windsurfer sail. Worked every time.
Cheers
Bill