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    Please don't be offended by this joke. It is just that , a joke.


    Blind man goes to Texas and he gets in a cab and feels around in the cab and is amazed at how much room there is in the taxi and remarks about that to the driver. Everything is big in Texas says the driver. He steps out from the cab and a huge Great Dane comes up to him and sniffs the blind man. Wow thats some dog he said. Not really said the owner of the dog, everything is big in Texas.
    The blind man goes into a motel bar, orders a drink and asks where the toilet is and he is told to walk straight ahead and take the first door on the left. The guy walks straight ahead and unfortunately misses the first door and takes the second door and walks straight into the swimming pool.
    The guy starts to panic and splashing and waving his arms in the air, shouts out





    "DON'T FLUSH, DONT FLUSH"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    The Moderator was just about to "push the
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