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The Bus Ride

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2014 06:36 PM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, bowling, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2014 06:36 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

exxy phone call

Started by John Saxton, 11th January 2014 08:00 PM

ahead, astonishment, bench, bye, cellular, club, eighty-thousand, extra, exxy, found, hangs, honey, house, janie, listen, locker, love, market, mouths, offer, phone, shops, staring, stops, talk, talking, wide, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2014 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

The Bus Ride

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 10:41 AM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, level, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2013 10:41 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

A day at the races

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM

assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Empty Cage

Started by Rodgera, 16th March 2012 08:45 PM

answers, cage, empty, inside, keeper, mating, monkeys, peanuts, persists, replies, season, staring, visitor, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 08:45 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

From France Spanish Olivewood

Started by Penpal, 18th February 2012 04:05 PM

blank, deckchairs, france, fun, olivewood, peter.2tsup, rearranging, resist, spanish, staring, supposed, tidying, till, titanic, wait, workshop

Replies: 13
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2012 03:49 PM; by Penpal

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Reclaimed timber - American style

Started by Woodwould, 15th December 2011 02:57 PM

american, boards, clothes, crotch, hillbilly, history, people, pigs, reclaimed, reclaiming, standing, staring, stills, style, swamp, timber, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2011 05:19 AM; by pmcgee

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

A visitor in my shed

Started by corbs, 8th October 2011 09:04 PM

afternoon, bands, blue, boys, case;, caught, cunninghams, door, fella, hangs, hope, idea, pat, research, run, scared, shed, skink, staring, suspect, tongue, visitor, whiled

Replies: 10
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2011 11:21 AM; by Pops

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Munruben bank robbery

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2011 09:07 PM

allan, anxious, bag, bank, burst, cash, customer, dead, forced, hand, hood, hooded, immediately, intrepid, john, load, missus, moments, munruben, noticed, pretty, raised, robber, robbery, scared, shot, staring, teller, tellers, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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WOODIES JOKES

Marquetry "Girl With A Pearl Earring"

Started by zhzzyt, 28th April 2011 12:13 PM

6.5x8, alive, attention, character, detail, dyed, earring, eyes, feel, girl, girl with a pearl earring, including, marquetry, matter, miraculously, oil+varnish, original, painting, pay, pearl, picture, size, species, staring, transferred, turbans, veneer, veneers, wood, woodwork

Replies: 9
Views: 2,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2011 06:10 PM; by LiliB

Forum:
MARQUETRY and INTARSIA

Please help

Started by joe greiner, 1st April 2011 09:52 PM

2011, assistance, audience, bleary, bloodshot, brother, eyes, faith, friend, gas, gestures, john, lectures, moe, moes, nose, obscene, orourke, passing, patrick, picking, profusely, south, staring, suit, sweating, tour, wheezing, white, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:30 PM; by ian

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WOODIES JOKES

hvlp pressure settings

Started by carlow, 4th March 2011 11:26 PM

?also, ?or, carlo, finally, hvlp, info, nozzle, oil, position, pressure, regulator, setting, settings, size, spraying, staring, system, trap, varnish, viscosity, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2011 09:53 PM; by carlow

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FINISHING

rotary tool suitable for spindle MDF?

Started by adept22, 20th February 2011 10:21 PM

acrylic, advice, appreciated, australia, bit, bunnings, cheap, cnc, cutting, engraving, garden, hints, machine, mdf, odd, ozito, people, power, rotary, router, sold, spindle, staring, start, sufficient, suitable, tool, tools, warehouse, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2011 10:49 PM; by Thunknker

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CNC Machines

Comments on Design

Started by shanesmith80, 15th February 2011 04:27 PM

40mm, 50mm, basic, beefy, board, building, cabinet, comments, cut, design, dividers, eyes, fresh, input, legs, peoples, perspective, ply, proportion, rails/stiles, rebate, shane, shelves, solid, square, staring, strong, tenoned, veneered, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 10:29 PM; by shanesmith80

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

A Irishman's chilli...

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 12:10 PM

bloke, bottom, bowl, chilli, close, dead, delight, eagerly, front, immediately, irishman, looked, loving, mouse, mouthful, nah, noticed, paddy, puked, reached, repulsive, sat, shocked, sight, sitting, slid, spooning, staring, started, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2011 07:49 AM; by Mulgabill

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WOODIES JOKES

Choice of drill bits (brand/material)

Started by RedShirtGuy, 18th March 2010 03:50 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 6,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2010 03:06 PM; by rsser

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

Started by wheelinround, 30th January 2010 04:13 PM

auditing, brick, bricks, broken, combinations, congratulate, day, human, idle, information, left, management, marketing, moved, operations, pieces, planning, recruitment, resources, sales, security, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, technology, top, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 07:44 PM; by mjmjm

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WOODIES JOKES

Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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WOODIES JOKES

Painting Ply or Chipboard floors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th August 2009 03:50 AM

attempt, base, based, chipboard, clean, compatible, cover, crystapol, day, floors, hate, layer, leg, paint, ply, poly, remember, sand, shudder, solvent, staring, straight, stuff, surface, timber, time, type, water, wax, yellowing

Replies: 0
Views: 5,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 03:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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FLOORING

Oz PDR build in Adelaide - sexy black PDRacer

Started by m2c1Iw, 6th April 2008 09:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

20mm, adelaide, advise, bit, black, build, built, consideration, cutting, day, decided, destination, frame, grain, lack, lost, pdr, pdracer, pieces, plans, ply, progress, result, sexy, short, spare, staring, stresses, time, total

Replies: 39
Views: 19,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2009 06:30 PM; by m2c1Iw

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Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Staring new manufacturing plant, looking to supply other shops or builders

Started by tooldog, 1st October 2008 07:05 PM

builders, cabinet, cater, cheers, choose, cnc, construction, directly, edgebander, email, expressions, joinery, machine, machinery, manufacturing, method, nesting, outsource, plant, post, quality, requested, send, shopfitters, shops, stages, staring, starting, supply, technology

Replies: 5
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2009 11:17 AM; by la Huerta

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Kids at the races !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2008 11:08 AM

2.15, arrow, boys, clothes, direct, endowed, field, flow, hoisting, holding, horses, kids, learn, lifted, madam, notice, pants, races, replied, riding, silver, staring, teacher, teachers, thoroughbred, time, toilet, trip, unusually, wllies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:31 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

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WOODIES JOKES

mobile phone

Started by fenderbelly, 12th June 2008 07:56 PM

2007, agape, ahead, astonishment, beautiful, belongs, bye, changing, club, darling, extra, found, hangs, house, listen, love, market, mobile, mouths, offer, phone, pretty, price, smiles, staring, stops, thousand, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 07:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Help assembling a saw table

Started by Bushwhack, 1st May 2008 10:56 PM

500, 900, appreciated, assemblies, assembling, assembly, assistance, assume, bolts, cuts, enables, enamelled, experimenting, final, flat, foldout, hardware, jumps, legs, logical, nylon, pieces, portable, product, roller, slide, staring, sundry, table, vitreous

Replies: 8
Views: 2,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:31 PM; by FXST01

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 2,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Is it curable?

Started by Geebung, 20th March 2008 12:46 PM

advice, afflicted, curable, debilitating, discarded, everytime, hands, head, home, illness, lights, malady, medical, piece, seek, shook, sitting, slapped, staring, succumb, timber, trailer, tralier, unhitch, unstoppable, urge, usable, violently, wood, workbench

Replies: 14
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 09:05 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Pumice-Rottenstone-Tripoli polishing problems

Started by Jamille, 25th February 2008 11:15 AM

8x14, advance, boards, brown, brownish, client, color, digging, experienced, finer, finish, gloss, lovely, obvious, polish, polishing, problems, pumicerottenstonetripoli, question, removing, rottenstone, skip, stain, staring, therfore, tint, toothpaste, tripoli, white, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 5,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 07:44 AM; by artme

Forum:
FINISHING

Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

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WOODIES JOKES

News from Apple

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th January 2008 06:25 AM

$499, $599, announced, apple, breakthrough, breast, breasts, chip, complaining, computer, computers, considered, cost, develped, happy, iboob, implants, listening, major, music, news, play, staring, store, women, womens

Replies: 8
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:34 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Took Dad Shopping

Started by fred.n, 16th December 2007 09:49 PM

bat, blue, buy, choke, classic, dad, day, decided, drunk, eye, food, grab, knowing, life, love, mall, matter, peacock, quickly, response, response;, shoes, shopping, son, staring, style, swallowed, teenager, wild, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:49 PM; by fred.n

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WOODIES JOKES

Boudreaux

Started by fenderbelly, 12th November 2007 06:38 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:53 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Surplus Tools

Started by Rossluck, 21st October 2007 10:01 AM

angry, collect, corners, daily, decide, desire, detect, draw, habit, hammers, hide, highlighted, house, idiocy, lot, measures, noticing, pliers, pure, saws, shed, shes, sit, staring, start, surplus, swmbo, tape, tools, vyce-grip

Replies: 8
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 03:03 PM; by Fuzzie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Code of Practice

Started by Driver, 14th June 2006 10:50 PM

31 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 31

amending, and/or, blokes, buggers, characteristics, code, collection, fit-out, forums, harm, herein-, kids, lack, luxurious, nosy, pets, practice, relative, shed, sheds, sheilas, size, staring, thereof, tidiness, tools, type, updating, version, written

Replies: 457
Views: 54,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 09:47 PM; by Pat

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Help Is On The Way

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM

afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Desktop pictures

Started by Andy Mac, 22nd June 2007 10:54 AM

amazing, background??d, cheers, computer, desktop, drifting, front, inspiring, people, picture, pictures, pretty, quiet, related, staring, studleys, toolboard, woodie

Replies: 14
Views: 3,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 11:04 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
COMPUTERS

anything worth watching on paytv?

Started by journeyman Mick, 17th March 2007 03:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anyway.roll, bit, content, entertainment-wise, exciting, guide, hang, hangs, heavy, hold, hospital, house, laptop, living, lounge, mick, moment, morning, online, paytv, program, rubbish, staring, tiny, usual, walls, watching, weeks, wood, worth

Replies: 26
Views: 3,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2007 07:13 PM; by MICKYG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Seedy Cafe

Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM

ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 04:06 PM; by WoodGirl

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

That’s Not a Piece of Wood!!!

Started by cypher, 19th September 2006 03:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

albino, belonged, california, central, chop, cut, experience, fired, foul, harm, looked, missing, mother-in-law, neighbor, piece, post, python, returned, shop, shorter, slither, snake, staring, territory, that’s, tree, valley, weekend, weeks, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 3,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 10:42 AM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Technological Breakthrough

Started by Baz, 29th August 2006 08:18 PM

breakthrough, breasts, british, chips, company, complained, computer, developing, implanted, listening, major, music, staring, store, technological, viewed, women, womens

Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 10:32 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Help!! - Plaster Devorative Ceiling Troubles

Started by Cobber, 28th August 2006 03:08 PM

2nd, afraid, builder, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, cobber, cornice, damaged, decorative, devorative, extension, held, hessian, hold, middle, mine, plaster, putting, reckons, roof, sag, screw, staring, storey, suspended, tells, thick, troubles

Replies: 14
Views: 3,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 12:08 PM; by Cobber

Forum:
PLASTERING

captive ring pen

Started by Jude A, 27th August 2006 08:54 AM

bord, captive, cut, dental, eitherconfused, hey, hope, idea, pear, pen, picks, release, ring, shop, spell, staring, stuff, wood, yall

Replies: 6
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 05:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

New arrivals. . !!

Started by Jedo_03, 12th August 2006 09:11 PM

83kg, arrivals, attachment, attempt, base, bed, bolts, builing, cheers, collection, dust, edge, feeders, fingers, gonna, ideas, inside, jedo, jointer, lifted, metal, missus, nuts, panel, sleep, staring, stuffed, tomorrow, tonight, tubes

Replies: 3
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 10:17 PM; by Bodgy

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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