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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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WOODIES JOKES

Hospital Bracelet

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM

admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM; by Christos

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WOODIES JOKES

New Bicycle

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2012 05:51 PM

admitted, behavior, bicycle, birthday, buy, child, crazy, drives, father, holy, improve, johnny, johnnys, mom, mother, spread, suggested, surprised, terrors, thatll, wider

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:51 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Another bl***y workbench

Started by mspil, 30th March 2012 08:55 PM

1500, 700, 88mm, absolute, admitted, bench, bly, bought, carp, couple, dimensions, drawers, duty, error, eventually, fallshaw, final, hardwood, heavy, internal, keeping, locked, pieces, set, space, thick, time, top, wheels, workbench

Replies: 5
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2012 09:23 PM; by mspil

Forum:
THE WORK BENCH

Could this be the start of change in Aussie retail?

Started by Jekyll and Hyde, 24th February 2012 09:30 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

accelerating, admitted, affordable, allowing, aussie, australian, broadcasting, business, change, continue, corporation, death, difference, finally, gst, head, imports, locally, monster, online, prices, retail, retailers, rug, scared, shopping, significant, start, sub-$1000, swept

Replies: 54
Views: 7,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2012 09:37 AM; by PDW

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Best Coffee

Started by joe greiner, 11th August 2011 09:02 PM

admitted, brew, camera, carry, caught, cheers, coffee, driver, gas, georgia, joe, monday, person, sale, simpler, station, tanker, truck

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2011 09:34 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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WOODIES JOKES

What are these people thinking!

Started by BobL, 13th November 2010 12:30 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

152931, 152932, accident, admitted, alignment, asleep, date, day, driver, falsify, fell, front, head, insured, kids, people, road, service, statement, straight, thinking, top, toyota, van, week, wheel, wife, witnesses, written, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2010 02:42 PM; by BobL

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Eating in the workshop

Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM

abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Holy in One

Started by bullfright, 20th February 2010 04:00 PM

admitted, baleful, ball, blaspheme, chair, day, fairway, fathom, fixed, god, golf, grabs, green, happened, hawk, holy, inches, life, mother, paws, play, rolled, runs, sister, squirrel, stare, started, superior, tee, woods

Replies: 5
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:23 PM; by Scorp

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WOODIES JOKES

Just a Reminder

Started by Jerryj, 28th January 2010 06:07 PM

41/2, admitted, boards, cancel, check, checked, cut, cutting, day, days, due, finger, friday, hand, holiday, hospital, improving, middle, muck, realise, reminder, spent, strips, surgury, time, times, tring, week, wound, zealand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 07:00 PM; by mjmjm

Forum:
SAFETY

Kids are quick

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM

admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pine Bowl

Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/4, admitted, arborists, arvo, backdrop, blanks, bowl, coat, completing, diameter, felled, final, larger, learn, light, loading, newspapers, over-engineered, paper, pine, pipe, practise, requested, roll, sanding, tag, there/then, trunk, versatile, yard

Replies: 15
Views: 2,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2008 12:01 AM; by robutacion

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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WOODIES JOKES

A Difficult Question

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2008 12:44 PM

admitted, answer, boy, bright, choice, corner, correctly, day, decided, difficult, impatient, interview, interviewer, jolted, luck, night, opposite, personal, progressed, promised, question, questions, real, sir, smiled, student, test, thinking, university, waited

Replies: 2
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2008 02:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Please don't tell a lie

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM

admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM; by Tomislav

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WOODIES JOKES

Only in Australia

Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM

142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue

Replies: 7
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:26 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Football problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:42 PM

admitted, allan, bad, calendar, career, copped, decided, depends, doctor, football, game, groin, hospital, injury, john, ladies, local, months, munruben, playing, problem, replied, resurrect, return, stole, team

Replies: 1
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:08 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

The Trustworthy Lawyer

Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM

$8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Religious golfer

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 11:28 AM

100, admitted, ball, blaspheme, chair, cup, day, fathom, fixed, golfer, grabs, green, happened, hawk, inches, knowing, life, mother, paws, play, religious, runs, sat, sister, smile, squirrel, superior, surely, tee, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 12:19 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

NZ School Girls Take On A Multi National & Win

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:25 PM

admitted, advertisements, advertising, auckland, blackcurrants, commerce, commission, company, content, corrective, court, customers, detectable, fine, fined, girls, glaxosmithkline, misled, multi, national, oranges, pushing, ribena, school, syrup, television, times, tuesday, vitamin, win

Replies: 0
Views: 816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:25 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

New Plane Line from Lee Valley

Started by extiger, 14th January 2007 04:04 AM

admitted, alternative, curtis, discussed, forum, gary, impending, lee, line, neanderthal, plane, planes, release, rob, valley, veritas, woodnet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 04:04 AM; by extiger

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Made my first jig today!

Started by Howdya do that, 26th November 2006 05:07 PM

admitted, bought, excitedd, forums, idea, jig, jointer, manufactured, planing, pretty, realised, searched, thicknesser, today, totally

Replies: 9
Views: 2,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 10:50 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Choosing builders

Started by 6weekstobaby, 22nd November 2006 12:22 PM

5-7%, admitted, assumed, bit, builder, builders, cheaper, choosing, communicate, demo, detail, extension, fine, finish, follow, friend, guy, hard, hed, hell, ie-, inclusions, job, loose, lost, pin, quotes, sheet, spec, standardising/hubby

Replies: 6
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 09:23 PM; by craigb

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Kids Think Quick

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:35 PM

admitted, america, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, frank, george, glenn, goss, harold, john, kids, maria, married, millie, quick, school, sign, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, time, tino, tree, winnie, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 06:21 AM; by ernknot

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WOODIES JOKES

aunt mildred

Started by goat, 31st July 2006 07:49 AM

93-year-old, admitted, army, aunt, breast, burden, called, death, decided, doctor, doctors, gunshot, heart, hospital, husband, inquire, join, kill, knee.d, left, mildred, miss, night, office, organ, thinking, vegetable, vital, woman, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 07:49 AM; by goat

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WOODIES JOKES

Get well messages for Vic Wood

Started by ubeaut, 20th June 2006 01:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admitted, and/or, australias, bev, bypass, care, cheers, friday, he/she/they, hospital, icons, intensive, leave, life, loved, mending, message, messages, neil, operation, post, saving, slowly, spoke, tonight, triple, underwent, vic, wood, woodturning

Replies: 25
Views: 3,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2006 09:16 PM; by Al B

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Someone has finally admitted it

Started by Gra, 26th May 2006 09:36 PM

admitted, bad, finally, language, link, warning

Replies: 0
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2006 09:36 PM; by Gra

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Estimation

Started by masoth, 13th April 2006 06:39 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 09:45 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

My pregnant wife

Started by Waldo, 4th November 2005 11:32 PM

17 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 17

admitted, baby, born, complications, day, days, february, gday, hospital, months, nights, pray, pregnancy, pregnant, shed, time, tonight, weeks, wife

Replies: 249
Views: 23,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 03:52 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sunburn

Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM

admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra

Replies: 5
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 11:53 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I am a troll, sorry for the inconveninece

Started by doug the slug, 25th August 2005 10:50 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

admitted, bits, character, clean, enjoyed, fun, garden, hands, inconveninece, invent, leading, makita, male, months, path, rail, real, respect, router, set, stile, stodgy, stuck, suspected, talk, time, triton, troll, woodworkers

Replies: 46
Views: 6,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 09:05 AM; by ozwinner

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I thought you might want to know that.....

Started by EMistral, 15th November 2004 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15%, accessories, admitted, aka, bits, bunnings, dirty, easy, email, friend, guy, included, lawn, manager, match, model, mower, net, price, purpose, quick, research, rover, specially, start, talk, talked, thought, told, trick

Replies: 18
Views: 6,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 08:50 PM; by graemet

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Yet another Lawyer joke

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM

$8000, admitted, amount, benefit, bring, cash, charity, clergyman, coffin, contained, disappointment, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, frivolously, handed, joke, lawyer, medical, money, outrage, promise, seething, self-righteous, time, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:16 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Irish Hit Back

Started by Hartley, 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM

150, admitted, australians, bloke, employer, explained, hit, i.q, irish, irishman, job, pass, shoelaces, test, thongs, told, trouble, tying, university, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM; by Hartley

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Hospital Bracelet

New Bicycle

Another bl***y workbench

Could this be the start of change in Aussie retail?

Blood transfusion

Best Coffee

What are these people thinking!

Eating in the workshop

Holy in One

Just a Reminder

Kids are quick

Pine Bowl

Dolly Parton

A Difficult Question

Please don't tell a lie

Only in Australia

Football problem

The Trustworthy Lawyer

Religious golfer

NZ School Girls Take On A Multi National & Win

New Plane Line from Lee Valley

Made my first jig today!

Choosing builders

Kids Think Quick

aunt mildred

Get well messages for Vic Wood

Someone has finally admitted it

Estimation

My pregnant wife

Perfection

Sunburn

I am a troll, sorry for the inconveninece

Abstaining

I thought you might want to know that.....

Not Welcome

Yet another Lawyer joke

Irish Hit Back