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Two Lawyers Toolworks.

Started by planemaker, 3rd July 2015 11:14 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2015 12:23 PM; by Heavansabove

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Saws- handmade

laudable quotes

Started by John Saxton, 28th May 2014 08:11 PM

airport, america, arnold, bible, car, carousel, dollars, earth, easier, hamwell, happier, happy, home, jean, kill, land, laudable, lawyers, luggage, milligan, million, money, piece, quotes, robert, rostand, schwarzenegger, spike, wife, zsa

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 07:05 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

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WOODIES JOKES

Shed contract questions

Started by petersemple, 1st March 2014 05:10 PM

answer, answers, apply, assume, clarification, clause, concern, contract, contracts, ignore, included, insist, lawyer, lawyers, legal, makes, name/abn, null, questions, realise, refers, sell, shed, sheds, stuff, suggestion, talks, type, understand, void

Replies: 11
Views: 2,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 10:59 PM; by ian

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THE SHED

Industrial Relations Lawyers

Started by smidsy, 17th January 2014 12:12 AM

based, basis, cheers, desperate, fee, i/r, ideally, industrial, lawyer, lawyers, nsw, paul, qld, relations, win

Replies: 3
Views: 820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 02:37 PM; by dabbler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Rich and successful....what's not to like about lawyers.....

Started by MBM888, 13th September 2013 02:23 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2013 03:44 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Ethics

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd July 2013 12:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 01:01 PM; by Timless Timber

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WOODIES JOKES

Politically correct

Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:12 PM

adultery, building, commandments, commit, correct, courthouse, creates, environment, hostile, judges, lawyers, lie, politically, politicians, post, real, reason, shalt, steal, ten, thou

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2013 12:12 PM; by Breslau

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WOODIES JOKES

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

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WOODIES JOKES

Two Lawyers meet Moxon and Josh

Started by RayG, 4th July 2011 07:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, beautifully, blanket, boards, chest, cutting, day, dovetail, dovetails, experience, figure, hang, heavier, jaws, josh, late, lawyers, meet, mine, moxon, pedders, performed, picture, pictures, progress, ray, son, tools, vise, wide

Replies: 28
Views: 4,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 10:58 AM; by RayG

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

What would you do - one for the lawyers

Started by Calm, 15th July 2009 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, ago, ascertain, cheers, comments, contacted, court, details, estate, executor, family, farm, forget, lawyers, left, machinery, matter, person, persons, police, policeman, property, prove, rang, rego, rings, solicitor, stuff, told, weeks

Replies: 24
Views: 2,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Lawyers' seasonal greeting

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2008 02:16 PM

acknowledged, actual, alive, and/or, binding, choice, dead, discretion, enforceable, fictitious, greeting, holiday, implement, implies, issuance, jurisdictions, lawyers, promise, proprietary, religious, respect, restrictions, rights, seasonal, secular, sole, traditions, wishee, wishes, wishor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:38 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Funny Questions & Answers

Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 12:24 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 12:24 AM; by Shrek3

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WOODIES JOKES

Bad luck

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2008 03:50 PM

accident, allan, bad, broke, department, john, lawyers, luck, mirror, recently, store, supposed, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 03:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

Rules for hunting lawyers

Started by Ozkaban, 1st October 2008 09:19 AM

attorney, attorneys, bag, department, disguise, drug, elected, felony, government, harvest, health, hospitals, hunt, hunter, hunting, illegal, lawyers, limits, mounted, prohibited, purpose, rabies, reporter, rules, stuffed, unlawful, vehicle, vermin, washington, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 11:32 AM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Leaking shed in Perth

Started by beer is good, 18th April 2008 09:46 PM

40x40, acknowledge, advice, angle, building, channel, contractor, details, disputes, emails, hearing, inspector, installed, issue, lawyers, leaking, lift, owner, perth, refused, replace, reply, resolve, shed, stop, suggested, tribunal, wall, water, weeks

Replies: 8
Views: 3,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 01:24 PM; by Bloss

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THE GARDEN SHED

Absent-Minded Lawyers

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2008 02:07 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 07:24 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

The Wisdom Of Our Time...?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th February 2008 05:04 PM

75%, bad, company, control, fun, fuzzy, gaseous, green, intelligence, lawyers, learn, meat, merge, money, ninety-nine, organs, people, percent, phone, population, produce, red, reproductive, rest, survey, time, wisdom, worse, wurlitzer, xerox

Replies: 2
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:03 AM; by Toyboy

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WOODIES JOKES

Solomon's wisdom

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom

Replies: 4
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

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WOODIES JOKES

Power Line Easement

Started by Scooterscum, 27th June 2007 08:05 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 4,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2007 10:44 AM; by Scooterscum

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Oh Yeah

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 06:06 PM

aware, barking, care, citizens, crowds, cute, day, feel, grandchildren, hear, kids, lawyers, loud, mine, music, patriotism, peoples, pride, private, remember, responsibility, send, senior, storeroom, stories;, telling, traffic, unruly, waiting, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:27 PM; by David L

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WOODIES JOKES

International symbol????

Started by TTIT, 4th May 2007 02:09 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

carport, doctors, gable, googled, guys, hell, ideas, instantly, international, justice, lawyers, lurking, recognizable, scales, searched, serpents, stick, stubby, sword, symbol, turnerno, wood, woodturner, zilch

Replies: 35
Views: 4,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 10:27 PM; by cedar n silky

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Lawyers with stars in their eyes...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 04:25 PM

checking, eyes, fuss, inbox, lawyers, nasa, quiet, related, snigger, stars, stuff, wading

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 05:59 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Wedded Bliss - NOT

Started by Shedhand, 7th February 2007 04:05 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

arrived, bad, blame, bliss, bugger, day, gals, guys, hire, inferno, lawyers, lockup, marriage, months, news, officially, paddock, pay, pitch, project, renovation, shed, spare, storage, talkin, tent, timber, tools, warmish, wedded

Replies: 47
Views: 5,817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 05:23 PM; by graemet

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM

answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 06:02 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

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WOODIES JOKES

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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WOODIES JOKES

Golf

Started by Baz, 8th April 2006 06:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:45 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

From the Los Angeles Times

Started by rrich, 24th December 2005 04:11 PM

analysis, angeles, background, barristers, california, chemical, choice, extensively, information, jersey, lawyers, los, manufacturing, oil, operations, plants, poluted, recent, refining, shown, solicitors, times, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 04:11 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

The Farmer & the Lawyer

Started by Baz, 30th October 2005 07:29 PM

abide, agreed, boot, capped, city, climbed, custom, dropped, easily, farmer, farmers, fella, fence, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, outback, paddock, pig, replied, rule, shot, slowly, smiled, steel, three-kick, times, toe, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:31 PM; by Trav

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WOODIES JOKES

Its funny if you have read Kafka

Started by Gingermick, 28th May 2005 12:55 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 10:27 AM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Time to speak of many things.

Started by RETIRED, 9th April 2005 10:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

business, camilla, charles, death, events, fair, feel, inevitable, lawyers, lived, lot, marriage, marries, nice, observations, opinion, past, people, police, poor, pope, quiet, reflect, religious, saddened, speak, taught, things, time, tired

Replies: 36
Views: 4,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2005 04:48 AM; by Bob Willson

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

99.9% give others.......

Started by Peter R, 7th April 2005 11:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

999%, agreed, award, awarded, box, cashed, cigars, claim, claimed, company, contest, criminal, deleivering, fine, fire, frivilous, imposed, insurance, judge, lawyer, lawyers, paid, peter, policy, recent, ruling, stipulate, story, true, won

Replies: 20
Views: 2,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 10:41 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Lawyers

Started by Peter R, 27th January 2005 09:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahead, bad, bewigged, bloke, bow, button, called, commit, continues, crime, eloquent, fair, fellow, final, judges, juries, justice, law, lawyers, obvious, peter, politicians, press, protectors, sentencing, submissions, system, thug, time, vote

Replies: 25
Views: 3,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:35 AM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Engineer in Hell

Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah

Replies: 25
Views: 3,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 10:23 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

I am back

Started by Wongo, 29th October 2004 10:07 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheers, clamps, cramps, lawyers, routers, start

Replies: 16
Views: 3,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2004 02:48 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

I see the light

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 02:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aforementioned, beginning, bulb, clockwise, consistent, direction, door, elevation, failure, fourth, front, illumination, installation, lawyer, lawyers, light, manner, means, non-negotiable, north, occur, option, parties, party, perform, receptacle, step, steps, structural, transaction

Replies: 16
Views: 5,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2004 06:02 PM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

The brass rat

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 05:08 PM

$10, ah-ha, awhile, brass, brought, chose, counter, curio, decided, drowned, lawyers, left, nope, noticing, proprietor, rat, rats, returned, shopping, shortly, started, store, story, street, walk, walked, walking, water, wharf

Replies: 1
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:06 PM; by Gumby

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Collective Noun

Started by Grunt, 27th November 2003 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

clot, collective, doctors, idea, lawyers, lie, noun, woodworkers

Replies: 25
Views: 5,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2004 11:18 PM; by Ratmick

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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WOODIES JOKES

Sorry Rob WA - Another (bad) Lawyer Joke

Started by Eastie, 12th March 2003 03:22 PM

bad, deep, dig, foot, graves, joke, lawyer, lawyers, rob

Replies: 1
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2003 07:04 PM; by Robert WA

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WOODIES JOKES

Dangerous Stats

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:14 PM

accidental, alarming, alert, attention, ban, caused, dangerous, deaths, doctor, doctors, fear, friends, gun, hand, health, lawyers, measure, medical, owner, owners, people, physicians, public, seek, shock, statistics, stats, threat, withheld

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:14 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

lawyers

Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM

$alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering$

Replies: 8
Views: 2,025