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Always strive to be Politically Correct!

Started by groverwa, 21st July 2014 10:29 PM

act, alternative, ass, balding, beer, caucasian, cleavage, correct, crack, destinations, developed, develops, facility, follicle, grain, gut, hanging, inversion.‘, liquid, lost, pants, politically, rectal-cranial, regression, speak, storage, strive, time, total, trouser

Replies: 2
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2014 10:11 PM; by CAG

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

small tape measure

Started by doug3030, 22nd June 2014 04:13 PM

200mm, 2tsup, 90%, affinity, bit, bunnings, cheers, crossing, customer, disclaimer, disgruntled, doug, fits, home, hoppers, measure, morning, pants, pocket, possibly, pull, pulling, quality, result, small, stores, tape, tight, time, usual

Replies: 6
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2014 09:01 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Oil for outdoor setting

Started by plantagenon, 18th September 2013 08:20 PM

backside, based, chair, dry, eucalyptus, frame, greg, hardware, masters, metal, oil, oiled, outdoor, pants, purchased, recommend, seal, setting, sit, splits, stop, stripes, thinking, timber, time, total, tung

Replies: 14
Views: 2,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 12:34 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
FINISHING

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ian Brennan - Sculptor and Woodcarver to the British Royal Household

Started by RedShirtGuy, 12th April 2013 10:04 PM

artist, background, blokes, brennan, brennan;, british, check, encyclopedia, free, heraldic, hms, household, ian, information, izismile.com, pants, pics, royal, sculptor, smarty, victory, wikipedia, wood, woodcarver

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2013 10:04 PM; by RedShirtGuy

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Mates

Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 12:03 AM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First Carving

Started by raav, 21st March 2012 04:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attempt, background, carved, carving, challenge, cheers, cottesloe, exhibited, gaps, happy, laminated, pants, paulownia, questions, raav, satyr, sculpture, sea, started, supposed, wear

Replies: 17
Views: 3,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2012 09:28 PM; by raav

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Melbourne Woodworking Show

Started by Scott, 13th October 2012 11:11 AM

found, kid, melbourne, pants, pee, ticket, week, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 11:05 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
TIMBER & WORKING WITH WOOD SHOWS

Darn it Amos...

Started by edblysard, 22nd March 2012 10:31 AM

amos, called, carries, clip, creativity, current, darn, engineerdosent, forum, fountain, grande, holder, ideas, kitless, kits, locomotive, nib, pants, pen, pens, person, pocket, pockets, shirts, shorty, sitting, table, texas, thread, wear

Replies: 14
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2012 05:24 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Soiled pants. OHS

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd February 2012 10:10 PM

bags, call, close, couple, determine, drops, factory, garbage, heavy, hit, knocking, ladder, ladder-holder, leaves, mate, ohs, pants, reaching, read, relaxing, renovateforum.com, roof, shat, shattered, shrubs, sitting, sun, thread, veranda, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2012 10:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Im sure you will all like this one!!

Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM

1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, dog, excitement?harry, explained, fifth-grade, firetruck, forward, grade, hanging, hard, harry, legs, mouth, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, relief, sat, teacher, test, told, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Reuse Center

Started by Scott, 11th September 2011 02:14 PM

125mm, 25mm, booty, burl, center, centres, counter, dirty, items, lot, lump, lumped, melbourne, muttered, myrtle, pants, picked, plenty, question, quickly, reuse, road, share, shop, square, started, thick, wee, yan, yean

Replies: 4
Views: 2,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2011 02:30 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Being politically correct !!!

Started by bullfright, 28th July 2011 07:39 AM

alternative, bad, beer, caucasian, cleavage, climate, correct, cost, crack, dancer, destinations, developed, due, facility, grain, gut, hanging, inversion, investigates, liquid, lost, overly, pants, political, politically, provider, rear, speak, storage, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 07:39 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The best clean joke of the year

Started by ryanclan, 20th December 2010 08:56 AM

alzheimers, antidotes, arthritis, bet, clean, disease, gill, heartburn, indigestion, jack, joke, list, married, medicine, memory, pants, parkinsons, pharmacist, pills, rollrollnonooooo, sell, sizes, sleeping, store, variety, vitamins, walkers, wedding, wheelchaires, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2010 10:30 AM; by chrisb691

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Problem with my CA finish

Started by wood hacker, 10th September 2010 08:33 PM

body, finish, finishes, flange, floating, floats, folding, forum, hoping, issue, knife, knock, land, lifting, odds, pants, pen, pens, pic, pocket, problem, rollerball, sitting, started, suspect, time, times, unprotected, unscrewed, week

Replies: 10
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2010 05:19 PM; by PenTurner

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

The brown paper cowboy

Started by groverwa, 17th July 2010 01:35 AM

brown, cowboy, everyonesattention, jacket, jake, pants, paper, paperboots, replies, rustlin, saloon, sheriff, sheriff.dd, shirt, shoddy, shouts, waistcoat, walks, wears

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 01:28 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

True friendship

Started by Grumpy John, 24th March 2010 07:12 AM

aff, ask;, closest, clumsy, confused, depressed, f#^, f@$&in, feel, frae, friend, friends, friendship, heed, pants, pish, pishing, sad, send, sick, stay, stop, stories, true, warmth, wee, whining, words, worse, yeve

Replies: 1
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 06:43 PM; by rsser

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Looking for a Delta Drill press or similar

Started by Peter36, 15th October 2009 07:48 PM

.it, ants, australian, buy, cheers, delta, drill, howdy, outlet, pants, peter, press, similar

Replies: 2
Views: 3,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 10:23 AM; by Peter36

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Sierra pen and pencil

Started by Sawdust Maker, 31st May 2009 09:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

106753, 2tsup, addictive, ago, ants, brains, btw, couple, disappointed, fine, finished, glow, kit, kits, light, markedly, offering, pants, pen, pencil, reckon, shorter, sierra, started, super, tent, thingy, trust, tube, ubeaut

Replies: 15
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 08:42 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

DIY Wing Sail

Started by b.o.a.t., 25th March 2009 11:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

batten, beast, cast, cheers, complex, dirt-cheap, diy, do-able, eminently, epoxy, forum, glass, memories, ozpdr, pants, people, polytarp, posting, revision, rovings, sail, stage, stirred, storer, theoretically, thrash, variable-flex, version, web-site, wing

Replies: 20
Views: 16,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2009 01:02 PM; by Boatmik

Forum:
BOAT DESIGNS / PLANS

Which Drills?

Started by spooled, 25th April 2009 11:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 01:30 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
WELDING

Pants joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 07:17 PM

accompanied, allan, barry, dog, dressed, joke, pants, pants.2tsup, street, suit, walking, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Best concert you've ever been to

Started by namtrak, 24th August 2007 11:30 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

absolutely, band, bands, blew, concert, guitar, hands, horden, jimmy, kitchen, lead, lent, night, note, pair, pants, pavillion, played, ray, roller, shoulders, singer, skates, stage, stevie, support, sydney, table, ticket, vaughan

Replies: 112
Views: 22,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 05:04 PM; by Peter57

Forum:
Music

Kids at the races !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2008 11:08 AM

2.15, arrow, boys, clothes, direct, endowed, field, flow, hoisting, holding, horses, kids, learn, lifted, madam, notice, pants, races, replied, riding, silver, staring, teacher, teachers, thoroughbred, time, toilet, trip, unusually, wllies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:31 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sex In The Shed

Started by watson, 18th August 2008 09:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alls, amendment, clanking, dirt, eventually, floor, happen, happened, happy, hid, inside, investigated, leg, lighting, lot, metal, pants, pic, rejecting, resident, romantic, rules, scraps, sex, shed, shy, stove, suppose, visitor, warm

Replies: 38
Views: 5,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 11:59 PM; by watson

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Blond Cowboy

Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:12 PM

arrests, bed, blond, boots, cowboy, exposure, gun, hat, home, indecent, inside, joe, locking, motor, panties, pants, pretty, pull, pulls, redhead, sheriff, shirt, shorts, skirt, street, sweetly, top, town, walks, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:43 PM; by damian

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

clock that looks like grandfather

Started by lonesomebob, 3rd August 2008 03:33 AM

,but, ago, bob, bow, chain, clock, coat, dandy, feet, gloves, grandfather, human, looked, mustash, nice, pants, picture, plan, spats, striped, tail, tall, tie, vest, watch, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 03:33 AM; by lonesomebob

Forum:
CLOCKS

Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

There were two nuns.

Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:40 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two Nun's

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM

arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:56 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How do you put on weight????

Started by Greg Ward, 10th January 2008 07:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

188cm, advice, appreciated, bandsaw, beers, breakfast, bush, eat, evening, extra, falling, fencing, greg, lunch, maccas, mals, meal, mucking, night, office, pants, sandwiches, snack, spent, spraying, sydney, tall, weeds, weeks, weight

Replies: 36
Views: 5,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 07:43 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New C4 Sieg mini lathe with 1000W motor

Started by Mybrains, 5th December 2007 10:17 AM

1000w, 8x14, ants, bogging, cuts, deep, digital, hafco, heavy, ideal, lathe, lathes, link, massive, mini, model, motor, pants, pete, popular, pretty, rare, readout, recently, review, sieg, site, sydney, version

Replies: 1
Views: 7,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 11:06 AM; by Mybrains

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Scary Triton on ebay

Started by chrisb691, 25th October 2007 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

broken, ebay, edit, fixed, link, modified, pants, scare, scary, triton, workbench

Replies: 29
Views: 4,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 09:15 PM; by JDee

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

Drop your dax

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM

ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 04:59 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Super jaws

Started by Carry Pine, 9th November 2007 09:20 PM

ants, bloody, boards, carry, couple, customer, happy, holding, home, jaws, marvellous, paid, pants, payroll-, people, pine, purchased, ripping, routing, super, superjaws, triton

Replies: 13
Views: 2,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 03:18 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Young again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM

allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

need help please report problems with Kapex to me read on...

Started by tijy, 29th September 2007 07:24 AM

care, days, directors, discuss, festool, flying, germans, gripes, helps, home, hope, hour, idea, impressed, improve, invite, iron, kapex, lol, lot, machine, owners, pants, plane, problems, read, report, tijy, time, town

Replies: 12
Views: 2,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2007 06:51 AM; by Frank-Jan

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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