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Paddy caught them

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 07:57 AM

arrived, caught, compromising, cupboard, friend, head, home, laugh, laughed, mick, paddy, pistol, playing, position, pulled, suspected, unexpectedly, upset, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2014 11:46 AM; by Tonyz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Brown and Sharpe Taper tooling for mill

Started by woodfast, 17th April 2012 05:06 PM

brown, enquired, hard, laughed, litte, machine, mill, nice, obtain, perth, sharpe, size, taper, tooling

Replies: 13
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2012 04:36 PM; by woodfast

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Resisting the urge to vandalise

Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2010 07:39 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appointment, bay, car, checked, couple, disabled, drag, drove, fit, handbag, laughed, length, mans, parking, permit, resisting, shopping, space, times, trolley, tyres, urge, vacant, vandalise, vandalism, walked, wanton, wifes, windscreen, wood

Replies: 40
Views: 25,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2012 04:56 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODWORKERS WITH DISABILITIES

Skarsten Scraper

Started by gcutting, 22nd March 2006 02:34 PM

amount, blades, fair, hardware, hooks, laughed, phoning, replacement, result, scraper, skarsten, spent, suppliers, time, town, track

Replies: 9
Views: 19,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2012 12:43 AM; by Anodyne

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

GMC cordless drill

Started by piquet, 22nd June 2011 02:18 PM

aeg, batteries, battery, charge, charger, cheers, comparison, cordless, cradle, drill, found, gmc, happy, hold, laughed, leads, looked, melbourne, mind, peter, platinum, pos, purchased, recently, series, store, trade, traveling, understand, virtually

Replies: 14
Views: 3,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2011 05:40 PM; by bpj1968

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

Looking for English Oak and Willow

Started by Wefneck, 28th August 2010 06:31 PM

50cm, 5cm, applegrove, approx, bother, cheers, english, english oak, feel, figured, forming, forums, harry, hobby, jokes, laughed, magic, oak, online, piece, pieces, potter, previous, risk, square, unusual, wands, willow, wood, woods

Replies: 7
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 04:24 PM; by b.o.a.t.

Forum:
TIMBER

How to build a corner tv stand?

Started by Lisonamanda, 1st October 2010 01:31 AM

advice, amanda, build, corner, day, grandfather, helpful, hoping, laughed, plan, stand, tools

Replies: 4
Views: 2,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:01 PM; by acmegridley

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Roof structure - is this strong enough?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2010 04:20 PM

1.7m, 140x45, advice, approximations, council, drawings, experts, gable, horizontal, joists, laughed, offices, post, rafters, read, realise, renovateforum.com, ridge, roof, run, shed, sheds, strong, sufficient, supporting, thinking, thread, timber, vertically, width

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2010 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Shed roof design advice please

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th September 2010 05:20 PM

1.7m, 190x45, 70x45, 90.0, 90x45, advice, approximations, attached, building, council, design, drawings, images, joists, laughed, offices, purlins, rafters, read, renovateforum.com, ridge, roof, roof.bmp, shed, strong, sufficient, thinking, thread, timber, width

Replies: 0
Views: 2,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 05:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Favorite Animal

Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2010 08:48 PM

admire, animal, beef, chicken, children, class, colonel, dad, day, famous, favorite, fried, funny, guess, happened, honest, laughed, live, office, parents, person, pork, principals, sanders, shed, taught, teacher, told, truthful, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2010 08:48 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

ass, bit, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, decided, eyes, forum, hole, huff, insulted, laughed, legs, meeting, moral, organs, rectum, removal, responsible, shut, stomach, story, tight, toxic, waste, watery, wobbly

Replies: 7
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Is there a right way to tighten a drill chuck?

Started by Bob38S, 21st December 2007 11:23 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

absolutely, achieved, advice, allowed, black, bob, chuck, curious, dad, days, drill, easily, evening, forums, holes, key, kid, laughed, pedantic, pressure, procedure, route, seek, tighten, tightening, time, told, waste, wasting, white

Replies: 64
Views: 10,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 11:13 PM; by soundman

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Which Saw?

Started by Greggy1, 24th August 2009 10:34 AM

235mm, answer, arm, beginner, budget, buy, choice, circular, compound, definitive, differing, drop, helpful, information, laughed, machine, makita, opinions, question, radial, realised, roughly, screen, single, sliding, sophisticated, start, table, triton, versatility

Replies: 4
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2009 03:43 PM; by Greggy1

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

A little Rowboat, i would love anyones opinion :)

Started by MiLKey, 21st June 2009 11:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, anyones, boat, building, craft, experience, experienced, first boat, hey, hobby, laughed, learn, link, love, michael, names, opinion, piece, plans, plywood, recently, rowboat, school, squiz, stab, surprised, water, wood, woodwork, yards

Replies: 16
Views: 6,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 11:54 PM; by MiLKey

Forum:
BOAT DESIGNS / PLANS

A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Squaring up the ends of timber

Started by Duffenator, 27th February 2009 10:38 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accurate, appears, block, buying, cheers, couple, cut, cutting, ends, figure, fundamental, hand, improve, jig, laughed, money, piece, plane, pretty, rounding, sanding, sort, spend, spending, square, squaring, timber, time, track, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 6,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2009 02:15 PM; by Papa

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Clock

Started by Rhys Cooper, 8th February 2009 07:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2009 07:23 PM; by Rhys Cooper

Forum:
CLOCKS

Hey everyone

Started by Maplesrup, 11th December 2008 10:48 PM

appreaciated, basically, beginners, captain, club, clubs, created, disapointed, found, gday, hey, hunting, juniour, kinda, knowledge, laughed, lying, nice, polishing, pretty, rifle, sanding, searching, share, site, stock, time, treated, week, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 06:44 PM; by Maplesrup

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Eco nonsense

Started by rrich, 15th April 2008 02:28 PM

bit, bono, chers, congress, congressman, district, driving, eco, ex-husband, funny, hard, hugger, included, jeep, laughed, loud, nascar, nonsense, palm, phoenix, politics, race, read, sign, similar, sonny, swmbo, top, tree, window

Replies: 12
Views: 2,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 01:27 PM; by prozac

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ever had one of them days where nothing went right?

Started by Brickie, 12th March 2008 06:19 PM

bag, breath, crap, cruel, day, days, erindoors, head, hole, home, laughed, matter, plastic, told, top, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 09:09 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Help needed on an Ancient Forbes Drill Press

Started by monkeyrelish, 25th February 2008 02:40 PM

adjustment, ancient, auction, bad, bit, bloody, bought, business, clue, copy, drill, drills, established, forbes, grateful, happen, holes, info, laughed, machine, manual, morse, needed, press, rang, recently, remember, screws, taper, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 3,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 04:02 PM; by monkeyrelish

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Rekindling Old Flame

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st January 2008 12:08 PM

bald, bit, challenge, chatting, cute, days, enjoy, flame, giggled, inches, kilos, laughed, lover, magic, meeting, mind, mydelf, phone, rekindling, rise, silly, stop, teased, time, told, tubby, waistline, wider, wild, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Imac computer

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM

answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words

Replies: 0
Views: 948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 10:59 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

kapex jobs

Started by thesupervisor, 17th September 2007 11:13 PM

changed, form, job, jobs, kapex, laughed, minds, pics, screen, timber

Replies: 10
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 11:06 PM; by thesupervisor

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another box but need feedback

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 30th December 2006 10:16 AM

bang, blow, bowl, box, bye, duck, feedback, gidday, guts, guys, hide, laughed, lol, maam, night, ofr, proud, settled, toni, wang

Replies: 13
Views: 2,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 05:57 PM; by BernieP

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

still goin on the goblets

Started by beginner, 20th November 2006 09:17 PM

attempt, bad, captive, coupla, goblet, goblets, goin, laughed, lethal, lidded, nother, obsessed, photos, quality, recently, ring, sister, weapon

Replies: 9
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2006 10:19 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 5th August 2006 01:16 AM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, glasses, gracie, hand, hurt, laughed, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, pushed, reading, recliner, remember, sat, share, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, time, triple-a, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 04:15 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Well I laughed...

Started by Andy Mac, 5th June 2006 10:21 AM

age, apologies, cheersd, coffin, death, died, email, family, formatting, funny, fwded, hokey, laprise, larry, laughed, left, leg, marks, news, peacefully, person, pokey, sad, sadness, shut, started, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 08:10 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

yet another smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM

angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Alien profile has joinery shop puzzled?

Started by Max Ripper, 24th February 2006 11:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 15
Views: 2,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 07:41 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Is my neighbour an idiot or am i??

Started by joseph84, 10th November 2005 11:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alter, angle, bevel, blade, bur, chisel, couple, degrees, fence, grind, grinded, idiot, laughed, learned, losing, machine, marbles, neater, neighbour, plane, produce, produces, reckons, rubbing, secondary, sharpening, stone, timber, tip

Replies: 16
Views: 3,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:29 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

A touchy feely monent

Started by MathewA, 4th October 2005 08:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admins, ass, basis, bunch, canadian, consistent, created, decended, fat, feely, folks, forever, forum, guided, internet, laughed, laughter, life, live, monent, move, murderers, neil, nicest, nurtured, pete, regret, sooner, thieves, touchy

Replies: 16
Views: 3,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 08:23 PM; by outback

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rules to live by

Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM

$20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:24 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Good Catholic

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:09 PM

applaud, applause, badly, bartender, catholic, cheers, drink, fig, good, laughed, leaf, lifted, lights, loud, minutes, nun, preceded, puzzled, replied, restaurant, restroom, revelers, round, silent, sir, statue, stopped, time, understand, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 11:19 PM; by Thommo

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 14th September 2004 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

45000, bang, byooty, cars, destined, dobbin, engine, exspense, ford, head, heads, kms, laugh, laughed, looked, mad, poor, retirement, scrapheap, scrapyard, scratching, shook, sitting, time, tough, transport, walk

Replies: 23
Views: 4,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2004 07:26 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Table top

Started by Roly, 11th September 2003 10:04 AM

advance, advice, bit, concrete, developed, flat, floor, furniture, gals, guys, hands, inches, island, laughed, norfolk, offer, pine, platters, recutting, roly, short, straighten, table, thick, thinning, top, variety, warp, weights, wether

Replies: 4
Views: 1,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2003 11:14 PM; by Roly

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Doctor, I've got a problem

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM

composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 04:13 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Orbital Sander

Started by jamesy, 24th May 2003 09:16 PM

ago, angle, attaches, blew, blokes, bought, brisbane, bunnies, control, embarrass, grinder, job, laughed, orbital, pad, pick, plate, quality, replaced, replacement, romping, sander, short, stand, supplier, talking, time, told, triton, true

Replies: 2
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2003 02:37 PM; by jamesy

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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