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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Saw Doctor/Sharpening Service??

Started by RossM, 1st June 2011 09:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10mm, bunker, close, closed, doctor, doctor or sharpening, experience, experienced, expert, hand, highly, learn, lumber, offered, prefereably, quality, question, reading, sadly, saw doctor, saws, service, sharpen, sharpening, spend, steve, sydney, time, trusted, understands

Replies: 29
Views: 9,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2018 10:55 AM; by Brandavino

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Well I finally got the verdict

Started by SAISAY, 16th December 2012 09:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$arms, clinical, doctor, finally, fractured, january, legs, live, loss, meantime, needles, nerve, neurologist, numb, pins, pity, prednisone, reason, refused, result, sensation, steps, test, tested, testing, tests, told, verdict, written, wrong$

Replies: 20
Views: 17,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2017 04:49 PM; by mummatoni

Forum:
WOODWORKERS WITH DISABILITIES

Woodworking with Cancer?

Started by NeroBass, 17th October 2011 10:21 AM

cancer, cheers, chemo, diagnosed, doctor, happy, hey, homebrew, info, leukemia, metalworking, recently, similar, situation, stage, undergoing, wondering, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 12,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2017 12:54 PM; by rob streeper

Forum:
WOODWORKERS WITH DISABILITIES

Drill doctor Sydney North Shore

Started by Wongo, 15th May 2015 10:04 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2015 02:26 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Doctor Games

Started by Rodgera, 14th January 2015 07:44 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2015 02:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sheoak gold Baron

Started by bassmansimon, 14th June 2014 06:36 PM

ago, baron, birth, cheers, day, days, doctor, due, finished, gold, kit, pen, rollerball, sheoak, simon, special, support, timberbits, titanium, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2014 10:28 PM; by Nai84

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Poisoned for Choice

Started by John Saxton, 9th June 2014 08:11 PM

agony, baby, bite, bitten, campers, choice, cut, delivering, die, doctor, friend, gonna, ground, guy, here’s, hiking, i’ll, knife, poison, poisoned, rattlesnake, rear, ruins, spit, suck, town, victim, woods, you’re, ‘what

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2014 08:11 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Weight Loss

Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2014 09:11 AM

advertised, doctor, loss, loss-patch, melt, mouth, pounds, stick, supposedly, talking, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 09:27 AM; by doug3030

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Doctor's Advice

Started by Rodgera, 30th May 2014 09:36 AM

advice, dinners, doctor, doctors, intimate, people, stop, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2014 07:33 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Dark Continent

Started by plantagenon, 20th April 2014 10:34 AM

310941, africa, attempt, base, clock, continent, dark, deeper, doctor, drill, gift, gold, hole, holidays, idle, map, markets, mothers, oak, pen, polished, scroll, silky, sits, sitting, spends, stained, type, upright, volunteer

Replies: 5
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2014 10:56 PM; by Christos

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Timber types

Started by plantagenon, 9th April 2014 07:22 PM

200mm, 20mm, advice, africa, african, appreciated, blackwood, clock, colour, doctor, drag, flat, greg, holidays, ideas, machine, map, necessarily, offers, pieces, sand, scroll, smooth, spends, stand, thickness, timber, treating, types, upright

Replies: 2
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2014 11:15 PM; by dusteater

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Good News/Bad News

Started by SAISAY, 8th March 2014 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, belly, cardiac, couple, days, decide, doctor, enjoying, failure, fatigued, free, good, heart, hospital, legs, life, march, meds, news, news or bad, pain, painfree, rough, rushed, sentence, shortness, specialist, strike, swelling, thursday

Replies: 18
Views: 3,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2014 10:22 AM; by SAISAY

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Adelaide - Jointer Blade Sharpening Recommendations

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 1st January 2013 08:07 PM

adelaide, blade, blades, blindly, brings, central, cheers, doctor, fellow, google, hear, ideally, jointer, options, positive, prior, recommendation, recommendations, region, selecting, sharpen, sharpening, stinky, wondering, woodworks

Replies: 5
Views: 3,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2014 06:27 PM; by Chris Ferguson

Forum:
SHARPENING

Laser cut Caducous Kits

Started by gawdelpus, 24th January 2014 09:43 PM

,but, ,the, acrylic, caducous, cheers, client, couple, cut, doctor, fit, found, gold, john, kits, laser, phoenix, recently, suppliers, tubed

Replies: 1
Views: 916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2014 06:07 PM; by Beedeejay

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

What would you do?

Started by artme, 10th January 2014 09:41 PM

arrogance, beefs, bladder, cancer, complaints, couple, cyst, daughter, dealt, department, doctor, friend, hassle, nph, picked, referring, refused, sort, sorted, specific, test, tumor, wondering, written

Replies: 6
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 02:46 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Wishes and greetings

Started by Leo_3344, 13th January 2014 10:11 PM

addition, badder, breathe, bright, closely2tsup, collapsed, designing, doctor, dust, everone, explicitly, fun, guys, health, healthy, heaps, hospital, laptop, lungs, month, news, posting, reason, stuff, time, told, weeks, wishes, workshop, workshops

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 07:22 AM; by crowie

Forum:
TOY MAKING

Captain smithers

Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM

bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:34 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

50 Years of Who

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2013 09:51 AM

294365, acrylic, cool, craft, diy, doctor, doh, doodle, found, image, pen, screened, screwdriver, sonic, styles, suppliers, variety, week, worthy, years

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2013 09:51 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Planer Knive Bevel Angle

Started by Timless Timber, 18th October 2013 03:07 PM

16mm, advance, angle, angles, bevel, beveled, blade, blades, closer, definitive, degrees, doctor, existing, factory, found, hardwoods, head, jointer, knife, knive, knives, paid, past, planer, robland, steeper, surface, thicky, time, x31

Replies: 4
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2013 01:26 PM; by Timless Timber

Forum:
SHARPENING

Executive Clicker

Started by Beedeejay, 18th October 2013 12:44 AM

ben, bit, blank, busy, car, cheers, clicker, comments, critique, doctor, easier, executive, figured, front, gift, grandmother, gunmetal, hope, john, months, mum, notes, pen, polish, posting, quiet, timberbits, top, whilst, writing

Replies: 5
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2013 10:49 AM; by Beedeejay

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Advice from Chinese Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2013 01:31 PM

advice, attacks, aussies, bad, beer, bigger, body, chinese, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, fruit, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, wine

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 10:25 AM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

He is still dead BUT

Started by rrich, 3rd October 2013 11:15 AM

aeg, behalf, brought, children, claim, dead, death, doctor, fault, forward, hiring, jackson, jury, lawsuit, michael, months, mother, overdosed, peace, promoter, responsible, rest, tour, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2013 06:37 PM; by Scott

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Shingle/sign

Started by SAISAY, 25th July 2013 09:51 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2013 09:51 AM; by SAISAY

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Travis Edwards

Started by DSEL74, 25th June 2013 11:16 PM

active, based, business, doctor, edwards, email, forum, inbox, phone, professional, touch, travis, vic, warragul

Replies: 9
Views: 2,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2013 11:01 PM; by DSEL74

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Drill Doctor transformer

Started by JohnM5832, 23rd May 2013 01:27 PM

120, alternatively, american, bit, buy, cleared, current, deck, doctor, draw, draws, drill, forum, gday, guess, john, joined, lot, maximum, motors, note, opposed, post, power, retired, running, size, start-up, transformer, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 2,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2013 11:22 AM; by Blu_Rock

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

A biker

Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 12:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2013 12:53 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Visit to the doc

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2013 10:24 AM

carrot, celery, doc, doctor, ear, eating, feeling, mumbles, nostril, replies, stalks, stick, stuck, visit, visits

Replies: 1
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 03:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

this one should be told

Started by maddog 62, 24th March 2013 10:54 AM

advice, ago, amos, awhile, cheers, cost, couple, cut, doctor, excepted, fountain, happy, hat, hospital, local, offer, pens, question, repair, repaired, repairing, short, sir, story, thankyou, tip, told, tony, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 02:24 PM; by Treecycle

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Hermle movement chimes wrong:-(

Started by meuls69, 26th January 2013 03:41 PM

1161.853, cheers, chime, chimes, clock, difference, doctor, guys, happen, hermle, hour, idea, liverpool, movement, nsw, past, wrong, wrong-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2013 06:17 AM; by bandd

Forum:
CLOCKS

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

HEADS UP Gasweld Australia Day Online Sale now on

Started by malb, 26th January 2013 07:51 PM

10%, australia, checked, couple, day, deal, del, delivery, doctor, drill, fallen, fein, free, gasweld, jan, list, listings, local, metro, notice, online, option, paid, pickup, price, product, products, purchased, sale, saved

Replies: 2
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2013 10:05 AM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Call out fees?

Started by neksmerj, 6th January 2013 06:09 PM

call, charge, computer, doctor, fees, geeks, half, ken, ram, services

Replies: 14
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2013 03:32 PM; by Christos

Forum:
COMPUTERS

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Some more mixed woods and acrylics "+" !

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd November 2012 10:07 PM

,one, acrylic, acrylics, alligator, bamboo, cactus, casts, cheers, cholla, doctor, f/pen, fernwood, finished, freelance, green, hot, jaw, john, lastly, lathe, mixed, musician, picture, recent, sedona, sold, virage, woods

Replies: 8
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 06:55 PM; by plantagenon

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Drill Doctor and Small Bits ?

Started by Geekgirl, 29th July 2012 05:08 PM

118, 135, 3/8, 4.5mm, aligning, alignment, alot, bits, buying, colbolt, degree, doctor, drill, dull, easy, grab, ideas, jig, kat, larger, lintel, middle, prefer, reed, sharpen, sharpened, sizes, small, split, throwing

Replies: 1
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2012 09:08 PM; by Old Croc

Forum:
SHARPENING

The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How to impress your Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:33 PM

afternoon, couple, day, doctor, drinks, golfer, hair, heck, hills, hour, impress, inspired, mates, mental, nice, outdoors, physical, playing, poker, relieved, replied, story, stress, terrible, times, toll, trees, walk, wind, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 06:33 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

another health scare thread.

Started by Ueee, 21st September 2012 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

access, bit, bleak, blood, bruce, day, doctor, emails, frank, guys, happen, health, holders, lumber, meningitis, morphine, painkiller, posts, puncture, read, replying, scare, smile, spacey, tests, thread, week, wires, wishes, xrays

Replies: 22
Views: 3,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2012 10:14 AM; by rwbuild

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

diabetes

Started by damian, 20th June 2012 02:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

average, bit, blood, cakes, confusing, cut, diabetes, diet/excercise, disagreement, doctor, drinks, fat, fine, fizzy, foods, fruit, increase, individual, lean, low, meat, medication, money, pressure, rice/bread/pasta, saturated, specific, tests, veg, white

Replies: 46
Views: 6,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2012 04:59 PM; by damian

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

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