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Sir John Falstaff?

Started by HuonPhil, 21st August 2014 06:31 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2014 09:45 AM; by Mike the knife

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

German online tool site

Started by Pete F, 6th August 2014 12:17 PM

450%, add, bought, buy, dhl, difference, ebay, euro, expensive, freight, gear, german, h&f, hunting, locally, lot, measurement, naturally, night, online, probe, probes, respond, search, section, sellers, ship, sir, site, tool, trouble

Replies: 12
Views: 2,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2014 08:04 AM; by Marc

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Redgum and Ash Supplier

Started by Southern Civil, 21st February 2014 10:20 AM

0418260255, 200mm, 300mm, albury, ash, based, dear, email, hardwood, information, inspect, keen, length, logs, lucinda, madam, morgan, nsw, phone, photos, quality, redgum, round, sawn, sir, slabs, supplier, supply, tel0418260255, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 10:20 AM; by Southern Civil

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

the boy from Waikato ….

Started by MBM888, 17th February 2014 11:56 AM

boy, buy, earlier, feet, half, head, heads, impressed, insistent, leave, lettuce, manager, people, play, players, prostitutes, replied, right?replied, rugby, sir, situation, sold, son, waikato, whod, wife, zealand, zealand?the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2014 11:56 AM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Captain smithers

Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM

bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:34 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

To Pray

Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2013 10:15 AM

ahead, amazing, brick, children, christians, cnn, day, feel, fellow, female, grow, hatred, heard, jews, journalist, love, muslims, peace, people, politicians, pray, responsible, safely, sir, slowly, stop, talking, wailing, wall, wars

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2013 10:15 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Heavenly Conversation

Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM

apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Calling all Poms; help required with passport problem.

Started by Chief Tiff, 21st October 2013 10:23 PM

avoid, bloody, call, calling, card, cash, charge, classed, complaints, credit, details, exchange, fee, fixed, hey, passport, plastic, poms, post, problem, rate, required, sir, sterling, surrender, time, transactions, wammy, website, yeah

Replies: 11
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 10:30 PM; by Chief Tiff

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Frog warning

Started by artme, 22nd September 2013 05:27 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 09:21 PM; by Fuzzie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Politics

Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 01:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2013 01:01 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

this one should be told

Started by maddog 62, 24th March 2013 10:54 AM

advice, ago, amos, awhile, cheers, cost, couple, cut, doctor, excepted, fountain, happy, hat, hospital, local, offer, pens, question, repair, repaired, repairing, short, sir, story, thankyou, tip, told, tony, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 02:24 PM; by Treecycle

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Hotel

Started by fenderbelly, 24th February 2013 09:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 09:50 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Order

Started by Simomatra, 23rd January 2013 08:42 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 08:32 PM; by Dorno

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Power companies... Is it just me, or everyone?

Started by Malibu, 27th December 2012 05:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1400, address, amount, arrives, balance, bill, billing, bills, brought, call, companies, credit, discount, fix, forward, generated, lady, maths, months, off-peak, paid, pay, peak, power, sir, solar, time, wait, weeks, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 01:02 PM; by shedbound

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A guessing game

Started by Grumpy John, 22nd October 2012 10:03 AM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

238011, ago, album, album/cd, answer, band, bit, correct, cover, death, die, fun, game, guessing, post, quick, similar, simple, sir, started, stinkalot, thread

Replies: 292
Views: 17,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2012 07:58 PM; by _fly_

Forum:
Music

Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Insults with class

Started by MBM888, 8th October 2012 08:12 PM

attend, avoid, called, charles, churchill, class, count, disraeli, easily, flirt, glorious, insults, johnson, keating, loves, mark, night, oscar, paul, run, samuel, shiver, simply, sir, spine, talleyrand, twain, wilde, winston, yielded

Replies: 4
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 01:27 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Calls from India

Started by Bob Willson, 24th July 2012 02:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

based, beep, calling, calls, causing, computer, computers, connected, drops, errors, explain, giving, india, linux, machine, microsoft, pause, penny, producing, program, server, servers, sir, start, times, understand, windows, wrong, xxx

Replies: 30
Views: 4,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2012 04:06 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Puzzle box.

Started by Ruddy, 31st July 2012 09:34 PM

ago, box, closed, discs, finally, huon, kids, lid, list, moves, myrtle, note, pine, puzzle, remove, section, sir, stinkalots, takes, tasmanian, toymakers

Replies: 14
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2012 08:29 PM; by Ruddy

Forum:
TOY MAKING

Overboard!

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 04:12 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 04:12 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2012 12:36 PM

class, day, depression, elation, emotional, extremes, giddyup, joy, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatry, replied, sadness, set, sir, student, students, texan, texas, woe, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2012 11:50 AM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Triton Orange

Started by GraemeCook, 9th April 2009 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowed, analyser, announced, belong, borrowed, cheers, colour, computer, department, gadget, graeme, guy, hardware, local, m10, mix, orange, paint, piece, proprietary, repaint, scanned, sell, sir, triton, workbench

Replies: 29
Views: 12,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 06:21 PM; by TruckieMuzz

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

California Redwood Box

Started by wood hacker, 11th May 2012 10:59 PM

180, attempt, block, box, california, complete, curve, dark, design, dimensions, flocking, frome, giving, improve, laminating, lot, original, redwood, sections, sir, size, slight, slightly, stinkalots, suitable, technique, texture, thick, timber, wip

Replies: 5
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2012 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
BANDSAWN BOXES

Australian Story on ABC TV right now. Sir Jack Brabham

Started by Avery, 14th May 2012 09:00 PM

abc, australian, brabham, jack, opinion, sir, story, undervalued

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 04:59 AM; by acmegridley

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My Great, Great, Great Grandfathers Plane

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd July 2011 11:12 AM

1842, 1855, 91.7, blackwood, bluestone, bookcase, bookcases, built, business, chair, chancellor, commenced, family, furniture, george, grandfathers, great, hall, huon, john, measured, melbourne, pine, plane, purchased, redmond, sir, thwaites, university, victoria

Replies: 14
Views: 4,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2012 05:03 PM; by jimbur

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Huon Pine Book Case made by my Great, Great, Great Grandfather

Started by Phil Spencer, 17th November 2011 05:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

188003, 188004, 188005, 188006, 188007, 188008, australian, barry, book, case, chancellor, estate, finally, furniture, grandfather, great, hung, huon, kelly, lecture, melbourne, ned, pieces, pine, redmond, seventh, significant, sir, sitting, university

Replies: 19
Views: 5,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 09:31 AM; by old pete

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Permission to marry

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2011 09:56 AM

daughter, family, marry, permission, sir, support

Replies: 1
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2011 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sir Stinkalot completes the trifecta - Lee Valley, Rockler & Woodcraft

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 12th October 2011 09:32 PM

australia, block, browsing, bus, central, completes, difficult, easy, half, incra, intending, internet, larger, lee, machinery, pick, prices, products, range, rockler, seattle, sir, stinkalot, stock, store, trifecta, usa, valley, walk, woodcraft

Replies: 4
Views: 6,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2011 10:34 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
ROGUES GALLERY

Any fries with your MDF today sir?

Started by Woodwould, 11th August 2011 02:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

boycot, cake, fries, mdf, serve, sir, today

Replies: 41
Views: 5,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2011 02:30 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

I Used to be a Pine Cone

Started by PenTurner, 20th August 2011 06:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amos, bloke, cone, excuse, lots, majestic, penoo, picked, pine, reply--its, sharp, sir, sonny, sort, thingoooo, tools

Replies: 27
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2011 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

golden syrup

Started by texx, 5th August 2011 04:40 PM

attention, bald, company, complaint, cover, days, dear, drawing, dress, emphasizing, enclosed, fancy, golden, harden, head, incandescent, leg, letter, note, outfit, parcel, rage, receives, sir, strong, syrup, tin, toffee, wooden, writes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2011 08:39 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Loving Husband

Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM

carefully, cook, deputies, deputy, door, encounters, excellent, front, golf, gravely, guy, hears, hit, home, husband, knock, loving, married, personality, picture, play, sheriffs, sir, sitting, truck, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 11:14 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Clipper, City of Adelaide

Started by pindimar, 10th May 2011 11:02 AM

11th, 6.15pm, 6.30pm, adelaide, australia, bringing, challenges, chapman, city, clipper, construction, contact, cost, costfree, engineers, event, free, gilbert, history, involved, light, mark, refreshments, register, robert, ship, sir, street, talk, theatre

Replies: 5
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2011 09:04 PM; by PAR

Forum:
MISC BOAT RELATED STUFF

Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Forum Idjit!

Started by Christopha, 23rd May 2011 06:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arvo, bods, bought, davinda, details, entire, feel, forum, generations, hair, hand, hmmmm, hold, idjit, including, juice, length, lifetime, millipedes, morning, omigawd, read, ripper, sir, size, takes, telly, ter, town, underwear

Replies: 20
Views: 2,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 09:51 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Another Market Day

Started by Nai84, 17th April 2011 10:57 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$25, $30, $50, 2tsup, acrylic, answer, bit, chat, day, grumpy, guys, ian, looked, market, pen, pens, polaris, prices, questions, rich, sierra, sir, sold, stall, start, streamline, u2tsup, walks, wonders, wood

Replies: 49
Views: 4,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2011 09:53 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Campervan hire in Tasmania

Started by snowyskiesau, 11th January 2011 05:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attitude, camper, campervan, change, consultant, cover, decision, discuss, drive, exception, exceptions, gravel, hire, home, major, mentioned, mind, national, offer, park, phoned, road, rule, sir, speak, stay, tasmania, told, tourist, website

Replies: 23
Views: 5,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2011 02:14 PM; by Horsecroft88

Forum:
TRAVEL

Old Charlie

Started by ivanavitch, 17th February 2011 09:51 PM

armed, boss, bothersome, bunnings, captain, charley, charlie, clean-shaven, coffee, coming, company, credit, day, employee, forces, hear, late, minutes, morning, odd, player, real, retired, sharp-minded, sir, talk, team, tidy, time, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 10:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

At the Vet's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2011 01:44 PM

aggressive, cat, co-workers, day, defense, interjected, males, moments, office, receptionist, sir, sparring, verbally, vet, veterinarians, vets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 04:18 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

lil johnny is at it again

Started by texx, 28th December 2010 05:03 PM

angry, apples, carefully, cat, cats, frustrated, hell, home, johnny, lil, listen, sir, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2010 10:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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