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Nasty Wooden Boat Accident - Gold Coast

Started by bagman, 30th March 2013 09:35 PM

accident, baby, boat, boaties, bow, coast, day, failed, fatalities, finish, flipped, gentlemans, glorious, gold, hospital, lacerations, nasty, negotiate, promised, reported, river, runabout, sharp, speed, thankfully, treatment, wake, water, witnesses, wooden

Replies: 10
Views: 6,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2015 05:39 AM; by PAR

Forum:
MISC BOAT RELATED STUFF

Royal Brisbane Hospital

Started by smidsy, 21st November 2014 07:40 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2014 09:39 AM; by RoyG

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I may be in trouble

Started by Old-Biker-UK, 29th May 2014 07:17 AM

boil, boiled, busy, chocolates, day, decided, doh, dryb, factory, flatten, glue, grapes, horn, hospital, kitchen, mark, musgrove, park, pieces, project, saucepan, send, smells, trouble, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 09:36 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My new old Lady errrr Leady

Started by dabbler, 25th March 2014 03:52 PM

308439, 308440, 308441, 308442, 308444, 308445, attention, bed, bench, blue, chuck, cutter, design, eccentric, errrr, fittings, hospital, kill, lady, leady, load, optional, original, pretty, ring, settle, switches, swmbo, time, told

Replies: 12
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2014 04:22 PM; by dabbler

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Hospital Bracelet

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2014 12:23 PM

admitted, bracelet, clerk, costs, coyly, diamonds, hospital, prior, procedure, rubies, swmbo, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 04:54 PM; by Christos

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Which is the "best" helmet for turning

Started by Evanism, 14th March 2014 06:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

absolutely, blood, bottom, bought, bowl, cool, cuts, diagonal, doh, features, glued, happened, happy, helmet, hospital, hours, inevitable, inside, lookout, model, murder, neato, nice, recommendation, russian, scene, split, touched, turning, yesterday

Replies: 28
Views: 8,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2014 10:39 PM; by Mobyturns

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Good News/Bad News

Started by SAISAY, 8th March 2014 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, belly, cardiac, couple, days, decide, doctor, enjoying, failure, fatigued, free, good, heart, hospital, legs, life, march, meds, news, news or bad, pain, painfree, rough, rushed, sentence, shortness, specialist, strike, swelling, thursday

Replies: 18
Views: 3,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2014 10:22 AM; by SAISAY

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wishes and greetings

Started by Leo_3344, 13th January 2014 10:11 PM

addition, badder, breathe, bright, closely2tsup, collapsed, designing, doctor, dust, everone, explicitly, fun, guys, health, healthy, heaps, hospital, laptop, lungs, month, news, posting, reason, stuff, time, told, weeks, wishes, workshop, workshops

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 07:22 AM; by crowie

Forum:
TOY MAKING

Spinning Tops.

Started by issatree, 11th January 2014 07:50 PM

ago, bean, beeswax, childrens, deal, finger, finished, forums, geelong, hoping, hospital, lara, oil, pine, play, pull, section, soy, spinning, string, stuff, tippee, tops, tops.300350, toxic, toys, vic, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2014 11:00 PM; by Mobyturns

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Felled branches available for mulching

Started by LGS, 6th January 2014 02:33 PM

60-65mm, amount, austin, biggest, branches, felled, green, heidelberg, hospital, load, mulch, mulching, rob, sewn, trailer, trees, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2014 02:33 PM; by LGS

Forum:
Market Place/Auctions

Living with Supra Ventricular Tachychardia SVT

Started by pjt, 26th November 2013 12:59 AM

ambos, beat, beats, day, dicky, fixed, heart, hospital, idea, job, lesson, living, mmm, nerve, nerves, node, normal, people, rapid, rate, real, signal, someday, supra, svt, tachychardia, terrific, ticker, ventricular, zap

Replies: 13
Views: 2,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2013 10:27 PM; by pjt

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Thinking of Arthur

Started by specialist, 19th November 2013 10:07 PM

arthur, artme, hospital, moment, robert, thinking

Replies: 14
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2013 09:19 PM; by Ad de Crom

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Very lucky escape

Started by rwbuild, 10th November 2013 02:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#@$%^, bruising, claim, complicated, coughing, driver, escape, excellent, forky, gated, hospital, hurts, impact, killers, lucky, matter, medical, moving, pain, ribs, safely, safety, shoes, simple, staff, started, suddenly, task, wrong, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 2,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2013 07:32 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Princess

Started by Dorno, 31st October 2013 08:32 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2013 09:36 PM; by Dorno

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Open

Started by Rodgera, 15th October 2013 10:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 10:41 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My very happy birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:26 PM

3rd, ago, allan, birthday, block, born, bruises, couple, cutting, days, fall, forums, happy, home, hospital, kindling, moral, night, october, recall, sending, shed, sprained, story, time, wishes, wood, woodworking, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Tablesaw-1, Kev Y.-0

Started by Kev Y., 27th June 2013 06:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arm, blade, bone, decided, doses, epworth, expect, hospital, hours, injury, kev, lucky, managed, melbourne, memory, morphine, photos, plastic, post, shattered, shed, sitting, sling, surgeons, tablesaw1, theatre, throbbing, thumb, time, top

Replies: 25
Views: 4,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2013 10:41 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Dangerous accident

Started by morrisman, 18th July 2013 07:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accident, armpits, bad, burns, careful, caught, coma, complications, dangerous, died, environment, grafts, guy, hospital, induced, life, met, mike, nasty, nice, overalls, report, sadly, skin, sparks, sustained, times, underwent, weeks, yesterday

Replies: 37
Views: 4,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2013 05:05 PM; by Ben Dono

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Tallboy to Match Bedside Cabinets

Started by Dovetail, 4th March 2013 08:05 PM

256542, 256543, bedside, bottom, brasses, built, cabinets, chinese, coats, completed, constantia, cooktown, drawer, floorboards, hospital, inside, life, match, mill, oil, pulls, solid, story, tallboy, timber, traditional, tree, tung, wax, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2013 02:56 PM; by jordancoe

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

wife's request

Started by maddog 62, 28th June 2013 07:03 PM

274687274688hello, box, camera, cheers, combo, couple, david, found, fund, home, hospital, idea, improves, isa, laser, mount, pen, pencil, pink, raiser, request, ribbon, robbed, shamelessly, skills, timberbits, tony, tricks, wife, wifes

Replies: 10
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 02:41 PM; by Dorno

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

GOING TO: Geelong to Melbourne

Started by Scott, 19th June 2013 12:38 PM

10pm, 19th, 2.30pm, afternoon, agency, car, coming, drop, fee, finish, fit, geelong, god, happy, home, hospital, john, june, late, melbourne, moment, nursing, pick, plenty, scored, shift, start, transport

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2013 12:38 PM; by Scott

Forum:
WOODWORK FORUMS MEMBERS TRANSPORT

Wadkin Bursgreen BZB 20/500 Bandsaw

Started by camoz, 2nd June 2013 07:57 PM

bad, bandsaw, bearing, bearings, blade, bottom, bursgreen, bzb, compartment, condition, evening, fairly, guy, home, hospital, life, motor, pictures, psychiatric, real, rubber, rust, spins, story, time, top, vulcanised, wadkin, wheel, wheels

Replies: 12
Views: 3,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2013 10:36 PM; by camoz

Forum:
ANTIQUE AND COLLECTABLE TOOLS

Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision

Started by MBM888, 14th April 2013 11:43 AM

afraid, born, breeze, buddy, circumcision, cream, day, gurneys, hospital, ice, jelly, kid, kids, leans, lots, luck, lying, operating, pre-op, replies, sleep, surgeries, theatre, tonsillectomy, tonsils, wake, walk, whoao, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 11:43 AM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

this one should be told

Started by maddog 62, 24th March 2013 10:54 AM

advice, ago, amos, awhile, cheers, cost, couple, cut, doctor, excepted, fountain, happy, hat, hospital, local, offer, pens, question, repair, repaired, repairing, short, sir, story, thankyou, tip, told, tony, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 02:24 PM; by Treecycle

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

1AFH Unit reunion Cairns

Started by Simomatra, 3rd November 2012 01:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1afh, 1st, 2013, afh, air, amos, assist, cairns, cheque, field, hospital, kits, march, pens, post, purchase, reunion, thread, unit, vietnam

Replies: 22
Views: 4,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2013 01:44 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
PENS FOR THE TROOPS

Finally finished the table

Started by Pilchard, 6th February 2013 03:47 PM

angles, anymore, cofee, emailed, finally, finished, greg, happy, home, hope, hospital, house, huge, moving, piccies, plenty, probebly, shots, sitting, suppose, table, tonight, useable, vaxed, wifey, wow, xmas

Replies: 4
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2013 07:11 AM; by artme

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Knocked Off My Perch

Started by wheelinround, 7th January 2013 01:28 PM

bench, blew, chamber, cracked, cracks, draughtsman, gas, heat, held, hospital, knocked, lifted, move, perch, photos, sconed, seal, shed, son, sottl, spotted, stool, stretcher, time, transfer, welded, welds, workshop, wrong, yesterday

Replies: 11
Views: 2,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 04:47 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
SAFETY

Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

With apologies to Gene Pitney!

Started by artme, 1st November 2012 10:44 AM

apologies, base, beware, bingo, bone, cast, checking, chipped, concentration, cut, forearm, fought, gene, half, hand, hospital, lacerated, lapse, momentary, months, nights, pitney, post, tendons, thickness, thumb, timber, top, won, wrist

Replies: 13
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 09:17 AM; by artme

Forum:
SAFETY

40th Birthday surprise

Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM

30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 07:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cowardly Mongrels

Started by artme, 5th September 2012 06:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$####, apparently, arrested, behaviour, blood, broken, bull, car, cock, collection, cook, covered, cowardly, excuse, fractured, hospital, justify, lawyer, mongrels, motorist, passing, police, shirtless, smart, spotted, steal, stole, stuarts, torched, upside$

Replies: 24
Views: 3,054